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senorcorazon

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NYT: How to look like a FWD at work
« on: July 31, 2008, 10:20:31 AM »
I'm all for throwing rules of office attire out the window. I think people that freak out about jeans when you're spending your whole day trapped in a cube need to grow up. Heck, I could even get behind shorts and flip-flops in most cases. But seriously, what the hell is up with this? Nutters? With dress shoes?



http://www.nytimes.com/2008/07/31/fashion/31shorts.html?_r=1&oref=slogin

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Re: NYT: How to look like a FWD at work
« Reply #1 on: July 31, 2008, 10:24:30 AM »
Those photos upset me in a way that is probably excessive.

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Re: NYT: How to look like a FWD at work
« Reply #2 on: July 31, 2008, 10:27:01 AM »
Blame Thom Browne:



Full disclosure: His womenswear Black Fleece line for Brooks Brother has been super duper cute. I just looked at the current line, and it's vomitcore.

Also, he had a show last year that I thought was kind of sexy. The shirt sleeves were extra long and tied together behind the models' backs, leaving them bound and helpless. Male helplessness has been a leitmotif for a couple of seasons lately. Even Miuccia Prada has exploited that theme. I love it.

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Re: NYT: How to look like a FWD at work
« Reply #3 on: July 31, 2008, 10:33:51 AM »


Hmmm. I did not give the New York Times permission to print my photo.
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Re: NYT: How to look like a FWD at work
« Reply #4 on: July 31, 2008, 10:35:56 AM »
I have a feeling Paul F. Tompkins' act is going to be noticeably different very soon. 

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Re: NYT: How to look like a FWD at work
« Reply #5 on: July 31, 2008, 10:36:57 AM »
Thanks to these photos, I kind of hate knees now.
This may be the year I will disappear.

Pat K

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Re: NYT: How to look like a FWD at work
« Reply #6 on: July 31, 2008, 10:38:31 AM »
To be fair, I've worn dress shoes with shorts before. Extremely extremely old and well-worn-to-the-point-of-almost-being-sneakers dress shoes, but dress shoes nonetheless, which I know is against The Rules but don't think is SO bad.

What for sure isn't cool in those pictures is 1.) Long sleeves with shorts always makes you look like a douche. And 2.) No socks with dress shoes? Wtf?
I'm warning you with peace and love.

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Re: NYT: How to look like a FWD at work
« Reply #7 on: July 31, 2008, 10:41:50 AM »
My current place's dress code is pretty hilarious.  I talked to the woman who is in charge of writing the rules, and basically every time there's some new outrage, a new item is added to the list.

Thus, "no shiny leather," etc.  I also recently went to a party where the dress code was listed as "dressy casual" which has no meaning at all.  I wore a black suit and white shirt with no tie, and black and white chucks.  Trying to square the circle.  But people just wore whatever.  Work clothes.

On the one hand, I would love to be a dress code totalitarian and require that men wear suits, hats, etc, like in Mad Men.  It seems simple.  But on the other, lazy hand, I hate dry cleaning.

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Re: NYT: How to look like a FWD at work
« Reply #8 on: July 31, 2008, 10:46:01 AM »
And 2.) No socks with dress shoes? Wtf?

relax Pat K., only a tenth of the population could pull off the socks-meets-shorts in dress shoes look. 

Thanks to these photos, I kind of hate knees now.

Ha.

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Re: NYT: How to look like a FWD at work
« Reply #9 on: July 31, 2008, 10:53:42 AM »
Actually, I think the most frustrating part of this is that I know there's a joke somewhere here involving the Prank Patrol/Metropolitan Diary "Why oh why would he sell my shorts?" kid, but I just can't find it right now.
I'm warning you with peace and love.

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Re: NYT: How to look like a FWD at work
« Reply #10 on: July 31, 2008, 11:01:23 AM »
Blame Thom Browne:




At least that dude has the good sense to wear socks with his dress shoes.

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Re: NYT: How to look like a FWD at work
« Reply #11 on: July 31, 2008, 11:41:56 AM »
I have an interview at Goldman Sachs at 1pm.  They wanted "fresh" "forward" "ahead-of-the-curve" thinking.  Thanks for posting this.  Wish me and my shorts luck!!

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Re: NYT: How to look like a FWD at work
« Reply #12 on: July 31, 2008, 11:50:49 AM »
I have an interview at Goldman Sachs at 1pm.  They wanted "fresh" "forward" "ahead-of-the-curve" thinking.  Thanks for posting this.  Wish me and my shorts luck!!

Be sure to wax or shave first! It appears these guys do.

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Re: NYT: How to look like a FWD at work
« Reply #13 on: July 31, 2008, 11:57:04 AM »
The amount of men who could pull that look off and not look like fools: .05%
The men in these ads have to pose in order to be able to work this style at all.

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Re: NYT: How to look like a FWD at work
« Reply #14 on: July 31, 2008, 11:58:55 AM »
Blame Thom Browne:




At least that dude has the good sense to wear socks with his dress shoes.

I love everything about this except the shorts.