I actually had a tune I wanted to submit for consideration as worst song ever, but I don't know how to post an mp3. I'm an idiot. If anyone can let me know the best way to do it, I'd be grateful.
The song is Hornschmeyer's Island by The Flock. Here's the lyrics, although it really has to be heard to be believed:
Once I was born on a day that was new
Now there is clover all covered with dew
Fields of a green grass that melt into blue
Billowing white clouds that pass under you
We're all on Hornschmeyer's Island
We're not the same at all
We're all on Hornschmeyer's Island
We're not the same at all, at all
Temples of mind-thought through tunnels of you
Holes in a sky that we all can look through
Whispering birds fly and so can you, too
Floating upstream in a music canoe
We're all on Hornschmeyer's Island
We're not the same at all
We're all on Hornschmeyer's Island
We're not the same at all, at all
Trees point their fingers describing the view
Winds carry fragrance le jasmin parfum
This is a land where all dreams can come true
You are your brothers and they are all you
I have to confess that I love this song. Still, I think it's in the Porcupine Pie/Cowboy Star league. And Put The Bone In.
Thanks to all -