Bizarro Best Show

[AaronC]

"This is a high school radio station, and I am using a voice modulator."

[DrewJupiter]

"I figured 'Say That You Love Me' would be too mature for my nephew so we watched 'Two and a Half Men' instead."

[paul]

"hey tom"
"oh, hey, petey."

[erechoveraker]

"We have a special guest in the studio tonight... Al Goldstein!"

[Regular Joe]

I need this so much more than you need this. I need this SO much more than you need this.

[Chris L]

"The thing you have to realize is that the movie isn't actually about Donovan, it's about our idea of Donovan."
"Me had not understood this.   Me retract argument."

[mokin]

"The thing you have to realize is that the movie isn't actually about Donovan, it's about our idea of Donovan."
"Me had not understood this.   Me retract argument."

The idea of Tom talking like Bizarro has taken this to a whole other level.

[Fido]

"Hellllloooo, Spike."

"Who's this?"

"This is Tom."

"Ugh. I should have known, the first call of the night. So how's Jillian Barberie," etc. etc.

[Steve in North Hollywood]

"The thing you have to realize is that the movie isn't actually about Donovan, it's about our idea of Donovan."

That movie would have been called "My children aren't there."

[Steeley Chris]

"We've got a very special guest in the studio tonight - my best friend and film auteur, Kevin Smith. We'll be discussing our recent lunch at The Olive Garden." 

[tenspeed]

PBR: “It’s pronounced May-Uber-Na-Torial.”

Tom:  “May-nube-yoor-torial”

PBR: “May-Uber-Na-Torial.”

Tom:  “Me-you-ba-ba-ba-torial.”

[Bryan]

Tonight's topic: best dirty jokes.

[samir]

Tom: "We've got Otis holding it down on the other side of the glass"
Any Wurster character: "It's MIKE! What's so hard to remember about that!"

[daveB from Oakland]

Tonight's topic: best dirty jokes.

"The Best Show! All Toilet Talk! All the Time!"

[mostlymeat]

Some of these are making me laugh! Others less so, but still, thanks for the laughs, bizarrotom thread creator.

-Ajax