Not my humiliation, but left to right- Josh, Jason & Brian May:

I haven't met Brian May, and I only met Jason once. (What was it, like a year ago?)
And I never asked Tom or anyone else to get rid of Brian May. The most I did was watch the episode of "American Idol" he was on, because yes I do like Queen and couldn't help watching that train wreck.
So back off me already.