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Pete Velcro

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Interview Questions for the H-Man
« on: August 12, 2008, 10:11:19 AM »
To properly prepare for tonight, I think it wouldn't hurt for callers to have a few strong interview-style questions ready to ask the H-Man. Here's mine:

Tom has connections in the biz. He can deliver a Fred Armisen, Patton Oswalt, Paul F., the kid from Drill-Bit Taylor etc. What connections does the H-Man have?


Steve in North Hollywood

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Re: Interview Questions for the H-Man
« Reply #1 on: August 12, 2008, 10:20:37 AM »
H-man, are you allowed to use GOMP's?

(I would expect my phone line to go dead at that moment).
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Re: Interview Questions for the H-Man
« Reply #2 on: August 12, 2008, 10:24:47 AM »
Yes, ahem, H-Man- just who in the hell do you think you are?

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Re: Interview Questions for the H-Man
« Reply #3 on: August 12, 2008, 10:38:04 AM »
H-Man,

Cake or pie?

Chris L

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Re: Interview Questions for the H-Man
« Reply #4 on: August 12, 2008, 11:01:12 AM »
You don't question the H-Man, the H-man questions you.

That being said, if I could question the H-Man, I'd request permission to try out some nicknames I have for him, such as "Mr. 8" (since H is the 8th letter of our Christian alphabet), or "H-Man, the Living Death that Talks."  I'd also like to go around saying "I heard it on the H," if that's alright with you, sir. 

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Re: Interview Questions for the H-Man
« Reply #5 on: August 12, 2008, 11:05:34 AM »
Yes, ahem, H-Man- just who in the hell do you think you are?

Nice.
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Re: Interview Questions for the H-Man
« Reply #6 on: August 12, 2008, 11:06:52 AM »
If a bus leaves Los Angeles at 8am and is heading east at 70mph, and another bus is travelling west from Chicago, and leaves at 10am, solve for X.
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Re: Interview Questions for the H-Man
« Reply #7 on: August 12, 2008, 11:12:38 AM »
Sorry H-Man- I was just kidding. Real Question:

Where's Newbridge?

Pete Velcro

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Re: Interview Questions for the H-Man
« Reply #8 on: August 12, 2008, 11:23:25 AM »
1) It's Ok to show up late to work if it's only five minutes.
     
    A) Strongly Agree   
    B) Agree
    C) Disagree

2) I prefer large crowds to being alone

     A) Strongly Agree   
     B) Agree
     C) Disagree



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Re: Interview Questions for the H-Man
« Reply #9 on: August 12, 2008, 11:51:32 AM »
What does the "Man" stand for in "H-Man?"

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Re: Interview Questions for the H-Man
« Reply #10 on: August 12, 2008, 12:01:54 PM »
It probably stands for "The Man".

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Re: Interview Questions for the H-Man
« Reply #11 on: August 12, 2008, 12:23:11 PM »
I just hope he's not wiped out from waiting in line for Madden all night. I'm also hoping to get his take on the 2008 X-Games.
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Re: Interview Questions for the H-Man
« Reply #12 on: August 12, 2008, 06:16:48 PM »
Why is your brother not allowed on any Human Giant posters?

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Re: Interview Questions for the H-Man
« Reply #13 on: August 12, 2008, 06:42:22 PM »
Curse you, H-Man! Curse you for replacing Tom Scharpling! May you be cursed in the fruit of your body, the fruit of your cattle, and the fruit of your fields!

Oh wait. I guess that's not a question.
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Re: Interview Questions for the H-Man
« Reply #14 on: August 12, 2008, 07:45:29 PM »
Tell the truth, is it really a Ferrari?


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