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Julie

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Re: Good Ol' Co-Dependence
« Reply #60 on: August 16, 2008, 04:15:24 PM »
We don't have cats, and that whole "Slicing your veins open while you sleep" thing is part of the reason. 

They're far more likely to lie on your face and smother you in your sleep.

I'm intrigued that one of your favorite ingredients is cream of tartar, Julie.

Allison, mint and grapefruit is a classic combination and well worth trying.

My cat Fluffy tries to smother me every night. I'm allergic to him and he won't stay off my pillow.

Sarah, I was lying about cream of tartar being one of my favorite ingredients. I have only used it once in my life, and that was when I made the fish soup. I was thinking of tartar sauce when I added it. I don't want to know it's really for, though, because one day I will be surprised. Mint + grapefruit is good, but don't trust anyone who says bologna and peanut butter is good.
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Re: Good Ol' Co-Dependence
« Reply #61 on: August 16, 2008, 04:19:41 PM »
How about: cilantro, vodka, blueberries, maple syrup, barbecue sauce, steak and apple pie.

Maybe leave out the bbq sauce and cilantro, use 100% pure maple syrup, make sure the pie is freshly baked and not tainted with preservatives, and replace the vodka with a $300 bottle of scotch. Remember that your meal will only be as good as your ingredients.
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Re: Good Ol' Co-Dependence
« Reply #62 on: August 16, 2008, 06:43:57 PM »
I'm making a soup of fried onions, lox, peanut butter, watermelon, garlic pickles, Miller Genuine Draft, and honey nut cheerios. 
Oh, good heavens. I didn’t realize. I send my condolences out to the rest of the O’Connor family.

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Re: Good Ol' Co-Dependence
« Reply #63 on: August 16, 2008, 08:40:49 PM »
I'm making a soup of fried onions, lox, peanut butter, watermelon, garlic pickles, Miller Genuine Draft, and honey nut cheerios. 

I think that sounds very delicious. Don't add any milk, though.
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Re: Good Ol' Co-Dependence
« Reply #64 on: August 16, 2008, 10:14:51 PM »
The soup thing happened 13 or 14 years ago and I didn't start out intending to put all of those things together. Originally, I intended to make fishcakes, because I was listening to that song where they keep saying fishcakes. (I always cooked things based on those kinds of whims and usually had similar results.) The fishcakes quickly became fish soup, which didn't taste quite right to me. So I added coconut milk because I love coconut and I had always wanted to make something with coconut milk. That didn't do much for the flavor, so I added red wine - I had just seen some lady on tv add red wine to some kind of stew and the way she stuck her head over the pot and inhaled seemed very cookish to me. My mom is an AA kind of alcoholic and she never cooked with wine, so I thought cooking with wine was very sophisticated and exotic. I added some other things, but I suppose those ingredients weren't too outlandish because I don't remember what they were. The final ingredient, when everything else failed to produce anything that smelled good enough to make me want to hold my nose over the pot and savor the aroma in a cookish kind of way, was cream of tartar.
Just for the record, I pretty much stopped drinking and everything else after my 19th birthday when, possibly as a result of drinking and everything else, a cat bit me and I spent 3 days in the hospital with cat scratch fever. I was not stoned when I cooked the fish soup, although this sounds like something a stoned person would do. I'm not lying about the drinking/drugs thing. As soon as I finished school and had spare time in the evenings (about 3 years ago), I picked up my more socially acceptable habits. Now I smoke tobacco and drink tequila so that I fit in with everyone else.

these two paragraphs have left me dumbfounded.  still.

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Re: Good Ol' Co-Dependence
« Reply #65 on: August 16, 2008, 11:29:17 PM »
The soup thing happened 13 or 14 years ago and I didn't start out intending to put all of those things together. Originally, I intended to make fishcakes, because I was listening to that song where they keep saying fishcakes. (I always cooked things based on those kinds of whims and usually had similar results.) The fishcakes quickly became fish soup, which didn't taste quite right to me. So I added coconut milk because I love coconut and I had always wanted to make something with coconut milk. That didn't do much for the flavor, so I added red wine - I had just seen some lady on tv add red wine to some kind of stew and the way she stuck her head over the pot and inhaled seemed very cookish to me. My mom is an AA kind of alcoholic and she never cooked with wine, so I thought cooking with wine was very sophisticated and exotic. I added some other things, but I suppose those ingredients weren't too outlandish because I don't remember what they were. The final ingredient, when everything else failed to produce anything that smelled good enough to make me want to hold my nose over the pot and savor the aroma in a cookish kind of way, was cream of tartar.
Just for the record, I pretty much stopped drinking and everything else after my 19th birthday when, possibly as a result of drinking and everything else, a cat bit me and I spent 3 days in the hospital with cat scratch fever. I was not stoned when I cooked the fish soup, although this sounds like something a stoned person would do. I'm not lying about the drinking/drugs thing. As soon as I finished school and had spare time in the evenings (about 3 years ago), I picked up my more socially acceptable habits. Now I smoke tobacco and drink tequila so that I fit in with everyone else.

these two paragraphs have left me dumbfounded.  still.

Cat Scratch Fever!
Oh, good heavens. I didn’t realize. I send my condolences out to the rest of the O’Connor family.

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Re: Good Ol' Co-Dependence
« Reply #66 on: August 17, 2008, 12:21:42 AM »
carrots, hampster semen, bull semen, and saurkraut.
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Wheelies- I'm havin' a time
Headlocks- I'm havin' a time
Drunk Tank- not so much a time
George St.- I'm havin' a time
Brenda- I'm havin' a time
Bingo- I'm havin' a time
House Arrest- I'm still havin' a time

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Re: Good Ol' Co-Dependence
« Reply #67 on: August 17, 2008, 02:43:01 AM »
Hampster?
Oh, good heavens. I didn’t realize. I send my condolences out to the rest of the O’Connor family.

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Re: Good Ol' Co-Dependence
« Reply #68 on: August 17, 2008, 08:11:14 AM »
don't trust anyone who says bologna and peanut butter is good.

Peanut butter and bacon go well together; I bet a fried bologna and peanut butter sandwich wouldn't be half bad.

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Re: Good Ol' Co-Dependence
« Reply #69 on: August 17, 2008, 08:36:03 AM »
these two paragraphs have left me dumbfounded.  still.

Why? It makes sense.
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Julie

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Re: Good Ol' Co-Dependence
« Reply #70 on: August 17, 2008, 08:37:47 AM »
don't trust anyone who says bologna and peanut butter is good.

Peanut butter and bacon go well together; I bet a fried bologna and peanut butter sandwich wouldn't be half bad.

The people who told me bologna and peanut butter go well together think peanut butter and fried bologna is a delicacy, so you are probably right.
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Julie

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Re: Good Ol' Co-Dependence
« Reply #71 on: August 17, 2008, 08:43:27 AM »

Cat Scratch Fever!

Honest to god! Except it wasn't really cat scratch fever, but some nasty staph or strep infection which was more serious. But it caused a fever and came from a cat's mouth.
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Re: Good Ol' Co-Dependence
« Reply #72 on: August 17, 2008, 08:57:29 AM »
A friend's cat recently had cat scratch fever. He's fine, but I think he had to be quarantined while he was being cured. I had no idea it was a real condition. Now I hear the opening to the song every time I think about him.
I'll probably go into the wee hours.

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Re: Good Ol' Co-Dependence
« Reply #73 on: August 17, 2008, 09:04:14 AM »
I didn't even know cats got it. I'm terrified of angry cats, though.
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Re: Good Ol' Co-Dependence
« Reply #74 on: August 17, 2008, 05:21:36 PM »
Cat Scratch Fever features the worst lyric ever written (and sung). 

"I got it bad scratch fever."








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