Dear Tom,
Hands down, your show last week had the greatest review of any film I've ever heard. Beautifully spontaneous, yet perfectly executed vitriol and disgust on someone who is simply the worst film-maker alive. 'You did it, Smith...you got me in the theatre again.' I felt the EXACT same way...how did he do it? Hilarious.
The worlds cosmic and harmonic balance and order has now been restored by your review.
Godspeed,
Spitzer