Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)

[snacoman]

I was thinking about a slutty Jason from Alabama, but how do you make that any sexier?

What about a slutty Jason Alexander costume?

[Kormod]

I was thinking about a slutty Jason from Alabama, but how do you make that any sexier?

What about a slutty Jason Alexander costume?

What that costume might look like:

[cutout]

Gerunds in movie titles. (Wrestling Ernest Hemingway, Kissing Jessica Stein, Waking Ned Devine, Finding Forrester, Raising Helen, Being Julia, Saving Silverman, Becoming Colette, Boxing Helena, Drowning Mona, Losing Isaiah, Courting Courtney, Killing Zoe, Trusting Beatrice, etc)

[cavorting with nudists]

Woody Allen had one called Deconstructing Somebody, right? Thus, a hat trick of hateable things: title gerunds, using "deconstruction" without a clue as to what the word originally meant, and Woody Allen.

[Sarah]

How do you feel about Being There?

[Steve of Bloomington]

Woody Allen had one called Deconstructing Somebody, right? Thus, a hat trick of hateable things: title gerunds, using "deconstruction" without a clue as to what the word originally meant, and Woody Allen.

'Deconstructing Harry'. Also featuring Robin Williams, which wasn't exactly doing it any favors. He was disappearing for reasons that were heavily over-explained in the dialog.

[wood and iron]

People saying things like "Penn State Pride!", "We are more than that!", "We are a world class university".

Attending or being an alumni of a university/being a fan of a football team does not demand blind pride so that when something is about horrific crimes and institutional cover-ups, you cry persecution and cling to the blue and white.

[JonFromMaplewood]

Gerunds in movie titles. (Wrestling Ernest Hemingway, Kissing Jessica Stein, Waking Ned Devine, Finding Forrester, Raising Helen, Being Julia, Saving Silverman, Becoming Colette, Boxing Helena, Drowning Mona, Losing Isaiah, Courting Courtney, Killing Zoe, Trusting Beatrice, etc)

YES YES YES

My friend and I used to have fun coming up with our own. Felching Cheney, Questioning Sasquatch, etc.

[buffcoat]

Questioning Sasquatch

Winner.



Also, I would go see this.

[dave from knoxville]

Inventing Vance

[Paul DeLouisiana]

What do you guys think about the new Gaspar Noe film, Desperately Seeking Sodomy?

[Shaggy 2 Grote]

I dunno, Felching Cheney is up there.

[wood and iron]

As someone who currently lives in Central Pennsylvania, I hate the feed on my Facebook of people supporting Paterno, I hate all the students at PSU supporting Paterno, and currently, I hate that my diploma says Penn State on it.

[Paul DeLouisiana]

As someone who currently lives in Central Pennsylvania, I hate the feed on my Facebook of people supporting Paterno, I hate all the students at PSU supporting Paterno, and currently, I hate that my diploma says Penn State on it.

^^This is comforting to hear (see).

[cutout]

Almost every single inflection in Daniel Stern's voiceover on the Wonder Years.