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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #30 on: August 18, 2008, 01:38:51 PM »
people who buy into the whole "east fresh/eat healthy" scam at subway.

thanks a bunch, jared (asshole.)

MAN i hate jared. subway is "celebrating 10 years of jared" this year. IT'S TIME TO MOVE ON!!

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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #31 on: August 18, 2008, 01:47:26 PM »
There are children out there being raised on Jared who have no idea what the fuck this creepy-looking cocky nerd has to do with preservative-heavy sandwiches.  He is now totally rich and his sole achievement in life is managing to dovetail corporate sponsorship and getting-to-a-human-being-level-weight-wise.  Woe to the morbidly obese person attempting to lose weight in a manner which doesn't incorporate a food franchise.  Jared, I hate you so much!!

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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #32 on: August 18, 2008, 02:01:31 PM »
Raad_Man.

and this is why you were my secret FOTchan crush. 

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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #33 on: August 18, 2008, 02:02:15 PM »
Tropical Storm Fay.
What a meteorological douchebag.
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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #34 on: August 18, 2008, 02:43:13 PM »
Good call on Jared.  I mean, ten years?!?!  What makes this guy so damn special?  If you're going to stick around so long, at least put on a costume.

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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #35 on: August 18, 2008, 03:12:20 PM »
my prospects for the future

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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #36 on: August 18, 2008, 03:19:57 PM »
my prospects for the future

dont be so gloomy, dave...you wise, old sage.

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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #37 on: August 18, 2008, 03:20:46 PM »
Secret's "Five reasons to stay fresh" commercial. Especially the part where she hails a cab, then tells the driver "Never mind."

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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #38 on: August 18, 2008, 03:43:43 PM »
why would anyone give a shit about jared, much less hate the guy.  he's just some dork who got some money for losing weight.  what the fuck is hate worthy about that?

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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #39 on: August 18, 2008, 03:49:35 PM »
I hate my laziness.
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Headlocks- I'm havin' a time
Drunk Tank- not so much a time
George St.- I'm havin' a time
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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #40 on: August 18, 2008, 03:55:17 PM »
Secret's "Five reasons to stay fresh" commercial. Especially the part where she hails a cab, then tells the driver "Never mind."

YES!!!! YES!!!

oh you high-fived some dude you don't know! you're so fun and hip and crazy!

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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #41 on: August 18, 2008, 04:08:23 PM »
people who buy into the whole "east fresh/eat healthy" scam at subway.

thanks a bunch, jared (asshole.)

MAN i hate jared. subway is "celebrating 10 years of jared" this year. IT'S TIME TO MOVE ON!!
  Jared, I hate you so much!!
Good call on Jared.  I mean, ten years?!?!  What makes this guy so damn special?  If you're going to stick around so long, at least put on a costume.

I heard that Jared was born into a family of gypsies ...

                           http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cQj2fTBrT4
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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #42 on: August 18, 2008, 04:09:35 PM »
Wait, gypsies aren't white?
I really don't appreciate your sarcastic, anti-comedy tone, Bro!

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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #43 on: August 18, 2008, 04:14:09 PM »
i didn't say i hate gypsies, dumbasses.  i said i hate the specific family of asshole gypsies that live next door to me because they make noise, constantly solicit me for money or work, and make a mess in the neighborhood.

and no, gypsies aren't white.   they're ethinc romani.  a nomadic people who've faced a lot of hardships.  it used to be legal for people in england to kill gypsies.  that shit ain't cool.  even though i think my neighborhood gypsies are fucking assholes, i don't want them to be murdered. 

but whatever.  believe what you want if it makes you feel better than stupid ignorant redneck me. 

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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #44 on: August 18, 2008, 04:15:41 PM »
Raad_Man hates black people?
Breakfast- I'm havin' a time
Wheelies- I'm havin' a time
Headlocks- I'm havin' a time
Drunk Tank- not so much a time
George St.- I'm havin' a time
Brenda- I'm havin' a time
Bingo- I'm havin' a time
House Arrest- I'm still havin' a time