Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)

[Pidgeon]

But how do you feel about "yay"?

I don't think anybody ever says "yay." It's almost always "woo."

[Pidgeon]

Also, I don't really care for animals that aren't cats. 

It's like, "Ok, you're an animal. You're wild. I GET it."

[Bryan]

[Miss California Carrie] Prejean, who stated in her pageant contract she had never appeared nude or semi-nude, has meanwhile been formally offered a million dollars by adult film studio Vivid to "star" in one of their films.

I am not really a hardline anti-porn guy, but fuck you porn industry, for consistently offering every prominent attractive woman large sums of money to appear in a hardcore video. That is incredibly tubular.

[Sarah]

You don't think it shows pluck?

[Bryan]

On the part of the porn industry? No, I think it shows that they regard all women as potential whores. Which shouldn't be surprising, I guess, but it still bums me out.

[erika]

Most men and women, in varying circumstances, are potential whores.










I hate that I'm never sure whether or not I'm using commas properly. (I don't want to know, really. But I still hate it.)

[nec13]

Most men and women, in varying circumstances, are potential whores.

This is very true. One need look no further than reality television. We'll whore ourselves out for anything. And we'll also gladly watch people whoring themselves out. The porn industry has always been ahead of the curve in that respect. So why would anyone be surprised that they would offer money to an attractive woman?

[Pidgeon]

People who make cynical, whiny statements starting with an ironic "Remember kids!"

[Clint]

The constant references to '1984' on the internet. Yes I know it's one of the great books of the 20th century. Yes I know it's becoming increasingly more relevant. Still though, people need to shut up and realise that it doesn't add anything to a conversation about police brutality or political corruption.

[cutout]

"Kids" when referring to any group of adults.

[buffcoat]

Remember kids, we're all going to turn into animals in 1984! 


Snoochie boochies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

[scratchbomb]

The Kars for Kids [sic] radio ad. Not sure if this is heard everywhere, but it plays very often in the NY area. It's awfulness cannot be properly expressed in verbal form, but I want to harm whoever made this ad very, very badly.

[nec13]

(in best singing voice)
1-877-KARS-FOR-KIDS. K-A-R-S-F-O-R-K-I-D-S. 1-877-KARS-FOR-KIDS. Donate your car today!

[erika]

I hate the paranormal bullshit show they have on after Intervention.

[buffcoat]

I hate the paranormal bullshit show they have on after Intervention.

It looks so incredibly awful.  How can they make a show that is a total, 100% lie?



Oh, buffcoat, you're so naive.