Fuck you, guy who made
"$70" zombie movie that got invited to Cannes.I'm sure it's an awful movie, but it didn't cost $70, it cost THOUSANDS, you just got young actors and Craigslist strangers to donate their time and equipment so that you could be known as the $70 filmmaker. People like you make it near impossible for about any non-union film person to ever get paid for anything. What, you didn't even feed them? Did they all have to bring sandwiches? I mean it's one thing to say, "hey I made a movie on the cheap and conned actors into thinking it would help their career", but to do that and say "Yes, the whole thing only cost me 70 bucks" is just throwing dirt in the face of the people whose talent you've already exploited for free.
You suck and zombie movies suck and you're ruining independent film from the bottom.
Enjoy your fifteen minutes, cuz next year I'm gonna make a
70 dollar movie about fucking your mom.
(For that project, by the way, I still need a steadicam operator, two grips, and an entire post-production staff. No pay, but GREAT exposure!)