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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #735 on: May 23, 2009, 11:37:04 PM »
Those TV spots for movies that have the audience reactions.

I saw one for Star Trek with a girl saying "Everyone's so attractive! Ha ha ha!"

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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #736 on: May 23, 2009, 11:53:23 PM »
Those TV spots for movies that have the audience reactions.

I saw one for Star Trek with a girl saying "Everyone's so attractive! Ha ha ha!"

That sounds awesome.

You guys should hate less things.  Go have sex.

Pidgeon

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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #737 on: May 23, 2009, 11:56:23 PM »
Those TV spots for movies that have the audience reactions.

I saw one for Star Trek with a girl saying "Everyone's so attractive! Ha ha ha!"

That sounds awesome.

You guys should hate less things.  Go have sex.

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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #738 on: May 24, 2009, 11:31:33 AM »
I'm angry at numbers.

There's, like, too many of them.
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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #739 on: May 24, 2009, 11:53:45 AM »
I hate stomach viruses.
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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #740 on: May 24, 2009, 03:13:56 PM »
Any at-bat during the course of a baseball game that lasts more than 10 pitches.
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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #741 on: May 24, 2009, 06:53:07 PM »
fuck you, people in London.  Why do you have to act like I'm the one with the accent, when it's all of you that have the funny accents?  Go fuck your mothers.
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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #742 on: May 24, 2009, 07:12:41 PM »
fuck you, people in London.  Why do you have to act like I'm the one with the accent, when it's all of you that have the funny accents?  Go fuck your mothers.

Make fun of their teeth.

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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #743 on: May 24, 2009, 07:24:42 PM »
Fuck you, guy who made "$70" zombie movie that got invited to Cannes.

I'm sure it's an awful movie, but it didn't cost $70, it cost THOUSANDS, you just got young actors and Craigslist strangers to donate their time and equipment so that you could be known as the $70 filmmaker.  People like you make it near impossible for about any non-union film person to ever get paid for anything.  What, you didn't even feed them?  Did they all have to bring sandwiches?  I mean it's one thing to say, "hey I made a movie on the cheap and conned actors into thinking it would help their career", but to do that and say "Yes, the whole thing only cost me 70 bucks"  is just throwing dirt in the face of the people whose talent you've already exploited for free.

You suck and zombie movies suck and you're ruining independent film from the bottom.

Enjoy your fifteen minutes, cuz next year I'm gonna make a 70 dollar movie about fucking your mom.

(For that project, by the way, I still need a steadicam operator, two grips, and an entire post-production staff.  No pay, but GREAT exposure!)

This reminds me of Robert Rodriguez and his famous claim that he made El Mariachi for like nothing - which was clearly a fabrication, and he played up that story like nobody's business (even wrote a book about it, iirc). Joe Queenan took on that challenge (with disastrous and funny results) in his book The Unkindest Cut.

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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #744 on: May 25, 2009, 09:33:56 AM »

This reminds me of Robert Rodriguez and his famous claim that he made El Mariachi for like nothing - which was clearly a fabrication, and he played up that story like nobody's business (even wrote a book about it, iirc). Joe Queenan took on that challenge (with disastrous and funny results) in his book The Unkindest Cut.

Didn't he claim that he funded it with money he made by donating blood? Or was that someone else?

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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #745 on: May 25, 2009, 09:54:18 AM »
I'm sure that was part of it.

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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #746 on: May 25, 2009, 10:39:10 AM »

This reminds me of Robert Rodriguez and his famous claim that he made El Mariachi for like nothing - which was clearly a fabrication, and he played up that story like nobody's business (even wrote a book about it, iirc). Joe Queenan took on that challenge (with disastrous and funny results) in his book The Unkindest Cut.

Didn't he claim that he funded it with money he made by donating blood? Or was that someone else?

Yes, he claimed to fund it with money he made by donating somebody else's blood.

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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #747 on: May 25, 2009, 10:58:14 AM »
you get money for donating blood?
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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #748 on: May 25, 2009, 11:05:57 AM »
I guess it would be "selling" rather than "donating".

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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #749 on: May 25, 2009, 11:16:43 AM »
Plasma.