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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #1110 on: November 17, 2009, 10:16:16 PM »
I hate having a boss yell at me about how disappointed she is in me and how I ruined everything for her.

I really, really hate that.

Did she jump up and down and squinch up her face?
I really don't appreciate your sarcastic, anti-comedy tone, Bro!

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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #1111 on: November 17, 2009, 10:50:07 PM »
haha! It was over the phone, which I think was a good thing.
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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #1112 on: November 18, 2009, 02:03:29 AM »
Unrelenting heartburn. I woke up with it this morning. A day's worth of tums and glasses of milk later, its still here.

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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #1113 on: November 18, 2009, 10:33:05 AM »
Here's a remedy I learned from a fellow who did me much wrong but whom I can't hate entirely because of this gift:  Mix some distilled white vinegar with a half cup of water, add enough vinegar baking soda to cause a spirited fizzing, and swallow the concoction at one go.  As someone who has suffered from heartburn every day for more than thirty years, I can attest that this calms the worst attacks.  Plus the violent burping is a lot of fun.

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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #1114 on: November 18, 2009, 12:37:28 PM »
Here's a remedy I learned from a fellow who did me much wrong but whom I can't hate entirely because of this gift:  Mix some distilled white vinegar with a half cup of water, add enough vinegar to cause a spirited fizzing, and swallow the concoction at one go.  As someone who has suffered from heartburn every day for more than thirty years, I can attest that this calms the worst attacks.  Plus the violent burping is a lot of fun.

Is one of these vinegars supposed to be baking soda (or something else?)

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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #1115 on: November 18, 2009, 01:05:11 PM »
Yes.  The second vinegar should be baking soda.  A thousand apologies.

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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #1116 on: November 18, 2009, 02:44:21 PM »
Gonna try it soley for the violent burps

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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #1117 on: November 18, 2009, 03:28:24 PM »
You won't regret it.  Mix up a batch and go to a solemn church service.  It'll be a läff.

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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #1118 on: November 18, 2009, 04:47:23 PM »
Unrelenting heartburn. I woke up with it this morning. A day's worth of tums and glasses of milk later, its still here.

I believe I already recommended just licking some Baking Soda from the palm of your hand.
Not much jolly belching, however, if you do it before a mirror you can watch yourself make funny faces.
Then you feel better.
Also avoid raw vegetables for a couple weeks.  Raw foods cause your stomach to build up extra acid to break down them down. Frequently the extra acid sneaks up to dissolve the lining of your esophagus.

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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #1119 on: November 18, 2009, 05:37:12 PM »
Unrelenting heartburn. I woke up with it this morning. A day's worth of tums and glasses of milk later, its still here.

I believe I already recommended just licking some Baking Soda from the palm of your hand.
Not much jolly belching, however, if you do it before a mirror you can watch yourself make funny faces.
Then you feel better.
Also avoid raw vegetables for a couple weeks.  Raw foods cause your stomach to build up extra acid to break down them down. Frequently the extra acid sneaks up to dissolve the lining of your esophagus.

Sincerely,
Dr. Fredericks
Astute analysis Doc. I recently became a vegetarian and my lunches for the past few weeks have consisted of salads made of raw fruits or vegetables. It was either that or the malt liquor I was drinking monday night. Your insight will not go unnoticed.

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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #1120 on: November 18, 2009, 06:40:21 PM »
Unrelenting heartburn. I woke up with it this morning. A day's worth of tums and glasses of milk later, its still here.

I believe I already recommended just licking some Baking Soda from the palm of your hand.
Not much jolly belching, however, if you do it before a mirror you can watch yourself make funny faces.
Then you feel better.
Also avoid raw vegetables for a couple weeks.  Raw foods cause your stomach to build up extra acid to break down them down. Frequently the extra acid sneaks up to dissolve the lining of your esophagus.

Sincerely,
Dr. Fredericks
Astute analysis Doc. I recently became a vegetarian and my lunches for the past few weeks have consisted of salads made of raw fruits or vegetables. It was either that or the malt liquor I was drinking monday night. Your insight will not go unnoticed.

Highly doubtful that the malt liquor (after such a short period of indulgence) would do that to you.
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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #1121 on: November 18, 2009, 08:55:23 PM »
Here's a remedy I learned from a fellow who did me much wrong but whom I can't hate entirely because of this gift:  Mix some distilled white vinegar with a half cup of water, add enough vinegar baking soda to cause a spirited fizzing, and swallow the concoction at one go.  As someone who has suffered from heartburn every day for more than thirty years, I can attest that this calms the worst attacks.  Plus the violent burping is a lot of fun.

How much is "some"?

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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #1122 on: November 18, 2009, 09:23:07 PM »
Here's a remedy I learned from a fellow who did me much wrong but whom I can't hate entirely because of this gift:  Mix some distilled white vinegar with a half cup of water, add enough vinegar baking soda to cause a spirited fizzing, and swallow the concoction at one go.  As someone who has suffered from heartburn every day for more than thirty years, I can attest that this calms the worst attacks.  Plus the violent burping is a lot of fun.

How much is "some"?


Dave, "Some" =  about size of a Buffalo nickel.
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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #1123 on: November 18, 2009, 10:23:58 PM »
Is it ironic that I'm listening to Tom play a song I really like from the She & Him CD?  Considering it's the thing that prompted me to start this thread? 

Not irony.  Poetic justice.
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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #1124 on: November 19, 2009, 08:36:41 AM »
How much is "some"?

A couple of teaspoons, maybe?  I've never measured.