Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)

[Pregnant Pause]

I currently hate the song "Knowing Me, Knowing You" because it's stuck in my head in an endless loop. However, not the ABBA version, but the version they created for the Alan Partridge show, so it's kind of jazzy and utter crap.

A-ha!

That happens if you leave the DVD on at the menu screen.

God love Steve Coogan, but he puts together some of the most annoying DVD menus.

I hate that yogurt commerical with the woman at the dry cleaner explaining that she wants her pants let in, and not out.  "I was outside, now I'm in"  It's doubly bad because the same actress is another commercial, for I think, Target and it just brings back all the bad feelings.   

[Sarah]

And isn't it cords?

Yes.

[yesno]

I'm sitting in a plane right now and guy next to me is reading Rich Dad Poor Dad. Should I kill him?

[fonpr]

I'm sitting in a plane right now and guy next to me is reading Rich Dad Poor Dad. Should I kill him?

Yes!

You're the lawyer; but I say "yes".

[ChrisRawk]

5. $5. $5 Footlooooooong.

Does the $5 Footlong theme sound like some oddball indie folk song to anyone else?

[Shaggy 2 Grote]

I hate that yogurt commerical with the woman at the dry cleaner explaining that she wants her pants let in, and not out.  "I was outside, now I'm in"  It's doubly bad because the same actress is another commercial, for I think, Target and it just brings back all the bad feelings.  

I agree that that's a really annoying commercial, but that actress is actually really amazing.

[Steve of Bloomington]

5. $5. $5 Footlooooooong.

Does the $5 Footlong theme sound like some oddball indie folk song to anyone else?

For reasons I can't recall once it was on TV and I said 'it's 'Air'', and my wife has mercilessly griefed me ever since about that mistake.

[Steve of Bloomington]

I'm sitting in a plane right now and guy next to me is reading Rich Dad Poor Dad. Should I kill him?

Tell him 'here's a spoiler: you are, and always will be, Poor Dad.'

[bakersfieldchimp]

the Fleet Foxes.

[ChrisRawk]

A couple new ones:

Kelly Ripa.  Especially when she does celebrity impressions.

My car repairs costing way too much.

My neighbor's awful jam band.

The show Scrubs.

[cutout]

'Yeppers'

[JonFromMaplewood]

'Yeppers'

Oof. I used to say that a long time ago and I now cringe when I think about it.  I also used to say "cool beans" and "hoss" back then. 

I want to build a time machine, go back to 1988 and slap my Walkman-toting, OP-Shorts-wearing self.

[JonFromMaplewood]

And that reminds me.  OP Shorts from the 80's should go on this list.

[Steve of Bloomington]

OP shirts, too. Who are we kidding?

[cutout]

In 5th grade (1985) my older sister convinced me to buy pink animal-print bandanas from the Limited, dip them in Polo cologne and wear them on my wrists and thighs. I did this for exactly one dance party and no one thought it was unusual. They didn't say anything to my face anyway.