Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)

[Pidgeon]

Owls.

Sure, they're fine at the zoo or featured in anti pollution public service ads, but real ones are fucking scary.

You're just walking along a dark trail late at night and then they *whoosh* by -- invisibly -- their sharp talons just nearly touching your juicy head.

*shudder*

Parking beside my mailbox one night and casually glancing over to see one of them standing on top of it, staring at me, was probably the most traumatic event I've ever experienced. Which is great, of course.

[Sarah]

Was its head turned toward the back, Linda Blair style?

[Pidgeon]

A little. If I remember right, it was one of these guys.

[Christina]

Was its head turned toward the back, Linda Blair style?

Has anyone seen Matt Braunger's bit on this? Totally funny.

[cutout]

Donate some money = "Kick me some bread / Kick me some scheckles", Also, "groovy".

(WTF Podcast only)

[Pidgeon]

The idea that replacing a "c" in a word with a "k" is somehow an insult to it. Does anyone actually know what I mean? I see it a lot on sites like Digg and Youtube.

[Alex_from_the_woods]

I know what you mean. I was khukkling over this just the other day.

[cutout]

The idea that replacing a "c" in a word with a "k" is somehow an insult to it. Does anyone actually know what I mean? I see it a lot on sites like Digg and Youtube.

Do you mean like Amerika? I haven't seen any other words spelled like that.

[fonpr]

Kan't "see" always be replased with a "K" or an "S"?

English is a konfusing language why not simplify?

[Pidgeon]

The idea that replacing a "c" in a word with a "k" is somehow an insult to it. Does anyone actually know what I mean? I see it a lot on sites like Digg and Youtube.

Do you mean like Amerika? I haven't seen any other words spelled like that.

Well, I stumbled upon some weird Afrocentric hate website that did that for every word with a 'c' in it but I've seen it a lot of other places too.

[Andy]

I will literally kill the child of an NBC exec if parks and Rec doesn't come back soon.

I think I used literally wrong, but you get the point

[Sarah]

I'm sure they'll allow you to do needlework in prison.

[Christina]

When my crabby old cat is sitting on my lap, and he lets out a fart that makes my eyes water.

[moonshake]

I will literally kill the child of an NBC exec if parks and Rec doesn't come back soon.

If you didn't know, season 3 starts on Jan. 20!

I've streamed the entire second season on Netflix (HD!) twice already and I just got the DVD too, so I'm sure I'll manage to watch the whole thing one more time before new episodes begin airing.

[Pidgeon]

Are the other seasons better than the first?