Jared from Subway is the most famous person to have (almost) the same last name as me. That's always been a bit of a disappointment.
Other things I hate?
Condescending dental hygienists. It was one thing when I was 14 and they acted like I was 6, but now that I'm (it's a pediatric dentist but apparently a lot of people just keep going well into adulthood) older and they're still acting like I'm 6 it's a lot more annoying. Weirdly, I heard them talking to an actual small child and they didn't even make an effort to speak to him in an age-appropriate way.
Spam text messages. I get them constantly, and though they can occasionally be amusing (all-time favorites [apologies for the terlet talk]: ""Did you see the shock on my friend's face when he saw my magic rod in my pants?" "More howls than you can shake a shiver at..." "My girlfriend gagged when she put my dick in her mouth, it was simply too long!") getting messages at 4 AM that then beep all night isn't my idea of fun. If Verizon's own website actually worked, it wouldn't be an issue- I think the completely ineffective "block all messages sent from email" option is just there to taunt me.