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iAmBaronVonTito

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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #90 on: August 19, 2008, 11:06:37 AM »
I gotta admit, Jared > Kevin Spacey. 

Jared from Subway turned into Kevin Spacey???

that's exactly what he's saying, JG.


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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #91 on: August 19, 2008, 11:35:45 AM »
No, obviously Jared turned into Kevin Spacey.  ">" is an arrow, duh. 
Oh, good heavens. I didn’t realize. I send my condolences out to the rest of the O’Connor family.

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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #92 on: August 19, 2008, 12:18:32 PM »
The arrival of Jared on the American landscape was the inspiration for 1999's smashout hit American Beauty

It's true.


??? Can you explain this ???

Honestly Dave, I really didn't think the concept through.  Just blurted it out and off to bed for the night!    ;D

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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #93 on: August 19, 2008, 12:41:17 PM »
No, obviously Jared turned into Kevin Spacey.  ">" is an arrow, duh. 


Jared is > Kevin Spacey.






Jared is greater than or equal to Kevin Spacey.

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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #94 on: August 19, 2008, 12:56:56 PM »
Maybe the ">" indicated that Kevin Spacey and Jared have been cast in the Hughes Brothers' upcoming Pac-Man movie, as the titular video game icon and a human power pellet, respectively.

Then again, maybe we'll never know what he meant.   

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« Reply #95 on: August 19, 2008, 01:48:09 PM »
I just researched that whole Jared Leto weight thing and saw a page where it's a bunch of pictures Terry Richardson took of him gaining weight in his underpants and then losing the weight again in his underpants and it occured to me that every time he wanted a grainy, washed-out photo of himself in his underpants he had to call up Terry Richardson.  That was probably like 22 Terry Richardson appointments.  It also occured to me that this boob couldn't even do gimmicky method acting without somehow having to make it "sexy".  Meanwhile there are a zillion overweight character actors out there getting nothing.  So now Jared Leto has replaced Jared from Subway as Guy I Hate.

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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #96 on: August 19, 2008, 02:03:48 PM »
I just researched that whole Jared Leto weight thing and saw a page where it's a bunch of pictures Terry Richardson took of him gaining weight in his underpants and then losing the weight again in his underpants and it occured to me that every time he wanted a grainy, washed-out photo of himself in his underpants he had to call up Terry Richardson.  That was probably like 22 Terry Richardson appointments.  It also occured to me that this boob couldn't even do gimmicky method acting without somehow having to make it "sexy".  Meanwhile there are a zillion overweight character actors out there getting nothing.  So now Jared Leto has replaced Jared from Subway as Guy I Hate.

And he was so conscious of SACRIFICE IN THE NAME OF ART that he had to painstakingly document every step of the process, so that he'd have a bunch of JPEGs he could send off to journalists when the inevitable "Can you believe he did this!?" stories start popping up.

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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #97 on: August 19, 2008, 02:08:03 PM »
22 Terry Richardson appointments.

Wow.
Oh, good heavens. I didn’t realize. I send my condolences out to the rest of the O’Connor family.

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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #98 on: August 19, 2008, 02:20:18 PM »
Loud, clangy, frantic typers really get on my nerves if I have to spend hours and hours on end next to them.  That shit is like the stress-level equivalent of second hand smoke. 

iAmBaronVonTito

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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #99 on: August 19, 2008, 02:34:42 PM »
i forgot, Terry Richardson is on my Stuff You Hate list. 

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« Reply #100 on: August 19, 2008, 02:43:48 PM »
i forgot, Terry Richardson is on my Stuff You Hate list. 

I got angry on my birthday this year because that FWD was eating lunch at the restaurant I was at with my special lady friend and every time I turned my head slightly to the right I saw the face of that pre-vert. Booo.



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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #101 on: August 19, 2008, 05:19:18 PM »
People who wear flipflops to work and don't know how to walk without constantly making that annoying SMACK SMACK SMACK sound.

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« Reply #102 on: August 19, 2008, 05:22:55 PM »
Jokes/references:

-"jazz hands"

-"internets" & "interweb"

-"bitches", ala Dave Chappelle ala Rick James

-"good times, good times"

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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #103 on: August 19, 2008, 05:41:33 PM »
I'm getting sick of "Really?  You're (doing such-and-such)?  Really?"

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Re: Stuff you hate (aka: the new f. you thread)
« Reply #104 on: August 19, 2008, 06:04:03 PM »
me too
Breakfast- I'm havin' a time
Wheelies- I'm havin' a time
Headlocks- I'm havin' a time
Drunk Tank- not so much a time
George St.- I'm havin' a time
Brenda- I'm havin' a time
Bingo- I'm havin' a time
House Arrest- I'm still havin' a time