WHO SHOULD BE MAYOR OF NEWBRIDGE? VOTE HERE!

[erechoveraker]

Oh, zip it, you big old baby!

[Julie]

T-T-T-Tor Halversom is going to have me killed now, because I promised to rig the election in his favor, and now I can't follow through. Frankly, I'm in over my head and horribly afraid. Does anyone have a couch I can crash on for a little while, till the elections pass? I'm hiding out at the Newbridge bus station for now, and using the free wifi from the hotel across the street to plea for sanctuary.

Huh, that's new... What is that delicious smell? Oh god. Wait!!! That's CHOCOLA-

*a wet thud is heard moments before my account is deleted forever*

You are paranoid and need professional help. In the mean time, you may share my couch with the best creature*.





















_{*Regular Joe may not really sleep on my couch and I hope he is frightened now.}

[The H-Man]

Mr. Roy Zeigler's got my vote if he can supply me with a constant stream of my "Dream Sandwich" that I mentioned on the show. 

[Tom Scharpling]

I am going to RESET THE VOTES at ZERO so that everybody can VOTE AGAIN and AGAIN.

I am keeping a tally!

So KEEP VOTING! AND THEN VOTE SOME MORE!

Tom.

[Raffy]

I'm leaning towards Marky Ramone, if only because of his fascinating tour stories.

I don't think you should vote. My advice is do something besides voting, because your opinion doesn't jive with the facts in my brain.

If you don't like Newbridgian Democracy than I say you move to China!

[Regular Joe]

You are paranoid and need professional help. In the mean time, you may share my couch with the best creature*.





















_{*Regular Joe may not really sleep on my couch and I hope he is frightened now.}

Yes, a little bit I am. I think I think the best rivalry we could have (if you REALLY want to do that), would be for you to act like we are enemies while I will never have the first idea what you are talking about. After a few years of that, we switch roles.

Tor Means More!

[daveB from Oakland]

Ralph Nader is gonna ruin this whole thing. I just know it.

[Clint]

Hey, I can see the results now. Hang in there, Mike.

[Steve in North Hollywood]

I'd love it if Associate Producer Mike won, though I wouldn't want his mayubinatorial duties to take away from his Best Show duties.

As a fellow Pennsylvanian, Philly Boy Roy sits mighty high on my list.  I know every time Harrisburg, PA is in trouble, we can count on Philly to show us how not to do things. 

See what you get for throwin' Harrisburg under the bus, Roy!?!?!?  You get my vote!

[Tedstud]

Excuse me if I'm wrong but I think I heard late last night that Joe Biden has been elected mayor of Newbridge.  That's funny 'cause I didn't even know he was on the ballot.  I demand a recount.

[MichelleinGB]

Pudge has my vote...'n stuff?

[Steeley Chris]

Mike, I voted for you because you weren't gonna murder Tom.

[andrew in philadelphia]

a vote for hammerhead is a vote for no more weak pits at shows.

[samir]

Thor is really feeling the effects of being ignored at the Debate... No votes?!

[Lacey]

I voted for Tor Halversom because I was afraid he might be able to tell who hadn't voted for him and then track those people down.  Also, his platform is chocolate, switchblades, and something else, explosions maybe, and I'm pretty much in line with that.

I also voted for Philly Boy Roy because he has a history of becoming fantastically wealthy, then losing it all.  Maybe with a full staff of legal experts behind him, he'll manage to keep the money?  That would only be good for Newbridge.

I voted for Mike because he a) wants to kick fat kids of softball teams and b) doesn't want to kill Tom.

And I voted for Hammerhead. He stands for No More Weak Pits.