WHO SHOULD BE MAYOR OF NEWBRIDGE? VOTE HERE!

[erechoveraker]

AP Mike: Different Stroszek for Different Folkszek.

Wow, that's really good.

[todd]

AP Mike: Different Stroszek for Different Folkszek.

hahahahahha

[Spoony]

C'mon dudes. This is the Double-Vote-Overdrive. This is an opprotunity sent by the Zeus Of Newbridge Himself to get Bob back in the polls.

We don't want a great charecter like Bob to dissapear, do we! No!

Vote Bob!

C

[todd]

C'mon dudes. This is the Double-Vote-Overdrive. This is an opprotunity sent by the Zeus Of Newbridge Himself to get Bob back in the polls.

We don't want a great charecter like Bob to dissapear, do we! No!

Vote Bob!

C

Get out of here with your Nader bullshit! Bob is a pipe dream! GIVE IT UP!

AP Mike is the only responsible choice.

[B_Buster]

AP Mike: Different Stroszek for Different Folkszek.

I approve. To my campaign people: feel free to photoshop my image over Bruno S.'s as he rode in the ski lift with the frozen turkey and his shotgun.

[Chris L]

Before Joe the Plumber, there was Bruno S.  "We are all Stroszek."

[Spike]

 

How about putting Stinky LeBeef on the ballot?

[yesno]

How about putting Stinky LeBeef on the ballot?

I just saw a Sleepy LaBeef album the other day... I had assumed it was something you have made up, Spike.

[Spike]

How about putting Stinky LeBeef on the ballot?

I just saw a Sleepy LaBeef album the other day... I had assumed it was something you have made up, Spike.

Not the singer Sleepy LeBeef. Stinky LeBeef is the actor who appeared in TRANSFORMERS and the last INDIANA JONES movie. 

[yesno]

Not the singer Sleepy LeBeef. Stinky LeBeef is the actor who appeared in TRANSFORMERS and the last INDIANA JONES movie. 

Ok, then what about this Snoop Kitty Kat?

[B_Buster]

The Larry the Perv, H Man, and Z Man endorsements are working wonders!

We're going to win this thing!

[<<<<<]

If H-Man does a few facebook updates about you Mike, you're pretty much IN.

[CurtBlair]

How about putting Stinky LeBeef on the ballot?

I just saw a Sleepy LaBeef album the other day... I had assumed it was something you have made up, Spike.

Not the singer Sleepy LeBeef. Stinky LeBeef is the actor who appeared in TRANSFORMERS and the last INDIANA JONES movie. 

Spike, you're puttin' the lie to your on-air claims to "not know who this Stinky LaBeef person is."

Have you checked out his musical chops, by the way?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIOcci3BnoQ

I know; he's no Clyde McPhatter.

[CurtBlair]

I wish I had the video editing chops to pull this off, but just let the movie play IN YOUR MIND:

Fade in. Black and white photography.

An adorable little girl in a field, clutching a daisy. The camera closes in on her. In the distance, the pleasant, pastoral sounds of a Little League baseball game: the crack of a bat, a small crowd cheering.

The girl plucks petals from the daisy, counting as she goes, endearingly mixing her numbers up.

GIRL: "Oooone ... two ... three ... four ... five ... seven ... um, six ... seven ... eight ... nine ... ten."

As she plucks the last petal, freeze frame. The camera zooms in, tighter and tighter, until her eyes fill the frame.

As the camera zooms in, we hear the sound of heavy, rapid footsteps, huffing and puffing, a crowd cheering "Go, Mikey, Go!" Finally, the sound of a large body sliding through dirt punctuated with a metallic clank.

CUT TO an explosion.

VOICEOVER: "Hi, this is Bob Einstein. As rib-tickling faux stuntman Super Dave Osborne, I've shown that some explosions can be funny. But no one will be laughing if Little Mikey Halversom is allowed to explode the bomb under third base. That's why I support Associate Producer Mike for Mayor of Newbridge. Remember: the only thing more ineradicable than his tattoos is his dedication to this town.

Don't let those other candidate's blow up your future. Vote A.P. Mike."

[masterofsparks]

I wish I had the video editing chops to pull this off, but just let the movie play IN YOUR MIND:

Fade in. Black and white photography.

An adorable little girl in a field, clutching a daisy. The camera closes in on her. In the distance, the pleasant, pastoral sounds of a Little League baseball game: the crack of a bat, a small crowd cheering.

The girl plucks petals from the daisy, counting as she goes, endearingly mixing her numbers up.

GIRL: "Oooone ... two ... three ... four ... five ... seven ... um, six ... seven ... eight ... nine ... ten."

As she plucks the last petal, freeze frame. The camera zooms in, tighter and tighter, until her eyes fill the frame.

As the camera zooms in, we hear the sound of heavy, rapid footsteps, huffing and puffing, a crowd cheering "Go, Mikey, Go!" Finally, the sound of a large body sliding through dirt punctuated with a metallic clank.

CUT TO an explosion.

VOICEOVER: "Hi, this is Bob Einstein. As rib-tickling faux stuntman Super Dave Osborne, I've shown that some explosions can be funny. But no one will be laughing if Little Mikey Halversom is allowed to explode the bomb under third base. That's why I support Associate Producer Mike for Mayor of Newbridge. Remember: the only thing more ineradicable than his tattoos is his dedication to this town.

Don't let those other candidate's blow up your future. Vote A.P. Mike."

Some with video-editing skill PLEASE make this happen.