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« Reply #1710 on: January 16, 2012, 10:03:44 PM »
I love that fox news is now defending pissing on dead bodies:

http://mediamatters.org/iphone/mmtv/201201160001

Don't follow links back to Brad Stine's ("God's Comic") website because it will lead you this giant publicity photo.

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« Reply #1711 on: January 17, 2012, 10:32:10 AM »
From Frank Conniff last night 'GOP says no to Golden Rule, yes to Golden Showers'

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« Reply #1712 on: January 18, 2012, 04:06:03 PM »
You may have been asking yourselves, "Where can I find some G-rated Rick Perry fan fiction?"

Well, no need to be afraid that it doesn’t exist.  I have found it for you.  "Srsly," as the kids used to say.


http://rickperryreport.com/article/2012-01-12/interview-president-rick-perry-2020-part-1



A 2% unemployment rate is impossible, you say?  Economics doesn't work that way, you say?  For God's sake Rick Perry is a complete moron, you say? 

You probably also find it impossible that Perry's oopses and gaffes were in fact part of a brilliant strategy to win the campaign, too.  Shame on you.

I really don't appreciate your sarcastic, anti-comedy tone, Bro!

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« Reply #1713 on: January 18, 2012, 04:49:57 PM »
Perry's apparent stupidity is just part of a long con that will result in him getting the entirety of a rich elderly widow's life savings.

Anyway, I'm hoping Gingrich wins on Saturday.

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« Reply #1714 on: January 18, 2012, 06:45:27 PM »
You may have been asking yourselves, "Where can I find some G-rated Rick Perry fan fiction?"

Well, no need to be afraid that it doesn’t exist.  I have found it for you.  "Srsly," as the kids used to say.


http://rickperryreport.com/article/2012-01-12/interview-president-rick-perry-2020-part-1



A 2% unemployment rate is impossible, you say?  Economics doesn't work that way, you say?  For God's sake Rick Perry is a complete moron, you say? 

You probably also find it impossible that Perry's oopses and gaffes were in fact part of a brilliant strategy to win the campaign, too.  Shame on you.

That website is some kind of elaborate joke, right?
Nobody ever lends money to a man with a sense of humor.

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« Reply #1715 on: January 18, 2012, 07:32:47 PM »
After a long and painful battle with terminal illness, Irony finally expired today when Sarah Palin said this:

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"I want more debates, more vetting of candidates, because we know the mistake made in our country four years ago with having a candidate that was not vetted to the degree that he should have been."
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« Reply #1716 on: January 18, 2012, 07:41:14 PM »
We ended up electing a crony capitalist! Never again! Let's elect Mitt Romney!

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« Reply #1717 on: January 18, 2012, 09:35:03 PM »
After a long and painful battle with terminal illness, Irony finally expired today when Sarah Palin said this:

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"I want more debates, more vetting of candidates, because we know the mistake made in our country four years ago with having a candidate that was not vetted to the degree that he should have been."


I can't decide which is more ironic (real irony, imagine that): Sarah Palin believing someone hadn't been vetted enough, or believing that Barack Obama hadn't been vetted to the degree he should have been.

Seriously: what has come out about Obama SINCE the election?  Jeremiah Wright was before.  Saul Alinsky was before.  The birth certificate was before.  Hell, even that dude who claimed Obama gave him a blowjob was before.

You can make the argument that those things should have prevented people from voting for Obama, but you cannot make the argument that there was a bunch of stuff we have since found out about him that we didn't know - or "know" - before.

Everything that the right hates about Obama was either known before the election or has to do with how he has governed, which by definition could not have been known before the election.

Of course, I am applying logic, facts and reason here, which is a mistake.




PS That Rick Perry website is totally real, and I guarantee you that despite the attitude and... hopefulness displayed there it was not done by a child.
I really don't appreciate your sarcastic, anti-comedy tone, Bro!

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« Reply #1718 on: January 18, 2012, 09:49:17 PM »
"Like it or not, Florida seems dedicated to a 'live fast, die' way of doing things."

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« Reply #1719 on: January 18, 2012, 10:13:28 PM »
Isn't the point of her statement, though, to give her dopey fans a lie to promulgate when someone points out that she wasn't vetted before McCain picked her as his running mate? You know -- "Are you serious!??! If you want to talk about unvetted, look at Obozo!!!" It doesn't seem to matter that "Obama was unvetted!" doesn't really have any factual basis -- it's all about deflecting criticism of Sarah.

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« Reply #1720 on: January 19, 2012, 02:06:13 AM »

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« Reply #1721 on: January 19, 2012, 06:29:48 AM »
Isn't the point of her statement, though, to give her dopey fans a lie to promulgate when someone points out that she wasn't vetted before McCain picked her as his running mate? You know -- "Are you serious!??! If you want to talk about unvetted, look at Obozo!!!" It doesn't seem to matter that "Obama was unvetted!" doesn't really have any factual basis -- it's all about deflecting criticism of Sarah.

I doubt it was that calculated.  The dig at Obama was just her being the usual dick; the talking with a straight face about other candidates going unvetted was just her usual nonexistent self-awareness.
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« Reply #1722 on: January 19, 2012, 10:21:10 AM »
I really thought Perry was going to triumph in the end.
I'll probably go into the wee hours.

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« Reply #1723 on: January 19, 2012, 10:32:34 AM »

I doubt it was that calculated.  The dig at Obama was just her being the usual dick; the talking with a straight face about other candidates going unvetted was just her usual nonexistent self-awareness.

My 2011 New Year's Resolution was to stop clicking links to stories about the Palins. I was mostly successful. It was among the better initiatives I've ever taken towards better mental health.

I could read about Rick Perry all day, though. Dude's hilarious.



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« Reply #1724 on: January 19, 2012, 11:22:01 AM »
Here's hoping Newt can masterfully spin the "open marriage" story and go on to win South Carolina. I'm skeptical though.