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« Reply #2190 on: October 04, 2012, 02:23:05 PM »
At least one good thing came out of last night:

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« Reply #2191 on: October 04, 2012, 02:51:48 PM »
And who would have guessed that Obama would be the one making embarrassing zingers? That Donald Trump joke was atrocious.

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« Reply #2192 on: October 04, 2012, 03:07:47 PM »
Well,  Romney's "You're entitled to your own house and your own plane but not your own facts" was total fail. 1) Unoriginal. 2.) Obama's plane isn't his plane, it's the gov'ts. Presumably Mitt can't conceive of someone not owning their own plane.
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« Reply #2193 on: October 04, 2012, 03:10:35 PM »
People are being too damn sour.  Obama wasn't that terrible.  If you seriously have the blues over this, you could do worse than to read this Wonkette post and the comments:

http://wonkette.com/485901/oh-no-democrats-it-is-time-to-for-your-mass-suicide

There is some solid level-headedness there amidst a few laffs.
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« Reply #2194 on: October 04, 2012, 03:32:03 PM »
Here's my take on the debate, it's both insightful and humorous, and answers the question "how would the debate be different if Jon Wurster was the moderator?"

http://www.mostlymeat.com/archive_201210.php#201210041

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« Reply #2195 on: October 04, 2012, 03:46:17 PM »
Here's my take on the debate, it's both insightful and humorous, and answers the question "how would the debate be different if Jon Wurster was the moderator?"

http://www.mostlymeat.com/archive_201210.php#201210041
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« Reply #2196 on: October 05, 2012, 09:50:16 AM »
People are being too damn sour.  Obama wasn't that terrible.  If you seriously have the blues over this, you could do worse than to read this Wonkette post and the comments:

http://wonkette.com/485901/oh-no-democrats-it-is-time-to-for-your-mass-suicide

There is some solid level-headedness there amidst a few laffs.

I recommend David Brin's take:

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    In fact, what we were witnessing during the last week was brilliant prep work, perfectly timed, for his Wednesday night veer and hard charge toward the center.  When Romney flat-out denied holding ANY of the beliefs or policies cited above!  Not only that, but he blamed the president for failure to unleash the CFPB on Wall Street with more vigor!

    With panache you just had to admire, Romney moved from chutzpah…  claiming that - because of his three-day-old new tax policy he had never ruled out revenue increases or asking the rich to pay more or ever proposed a vast supply-side gift of trillions to the top 1%…

    …all the way to flat-out lying. For example that ObamaCare is not directly modeled on the health care system he and the Democratic legislature enacted in his home state, when he was governor, down to the details of actual language in the bill.  As more and more elements of Obamacare have come into action, and proved publicly popular, those portions have come into Mitt’s category of “oh, well, I’ll keep THAT part, of course.”  And each time, he gets away with claiming that it is not a reversal.

    Or his claim that Obama’s 90 billion dollars of aid to sustainable energy was fifty times the 3-4 billions per year of tax breaks given to the oil industry… when that 90 billion is mostly not expenditure but loan guarantees resulting in much lower costs, and is spread across many years.

    I was reminded of an old Saturday Night Live sketch, in which a wife comes home to find her husband in bed with a bimbo and screams “what’s this?” To which he replies: “What’s what?  I don’t know what you’re talking about.”  He keeps up his denial while calmly getting dressed and the bimbo dresses and departs. Stonewalling her rage, he maintains the counterfactual with such puzzled calm and patronizing panache, while making coffee and suggesting that the wife is having blithering fantasies, that she winds up just sitting at the table with him, letting him change the subject to how her day went.

    Seriously. Are we that stupid?  And is Obama such a klutz he will just stare at the lies, in pole-axed surprise?
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« Reply #2197 on: October 05, 2012, 10:44:48 AM »
That supposed SNL sketch was actually Joey Bishop in A Guide for the Married Man.  Pretty funny, in a sniggering, sexist way.  It used to be on YouTube but seems to have been taken down.
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« Reply #2198 on: October 05, 2012, 11:58:18 AM »
Snoop Lion justifies his vote:

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« Reply #2199 on: October 05, 2012, 04:10:33 PM »
Patton Oswalt nails it:

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« Reply #2200 on: October 05, 2012, 04:12:52 PM »
Snoop Lion justifies his vote:



Newports suck. If I found out Romney smoked Marlboro Reds, I'd probably vote for him.

In case anyone gives a rip: Snoop Lion didn't actually write that list. Also, here's a picture of him wearing a Count von Count costume:


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« Reply #2204 on: October 07, 2012, 11:28:25 PM »