Author Topic: Humorless Politics Thread  (Read 925791 times)

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Re: Humorless Politics Thread
« Reply #1470 on: November 10, 2011, 10:23:32 AM »
All Perry had to do was act out his Lonesome Rhodes routine in a semi-coherent fashion and the nomination would have been his. What a flop.

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« Reply #1471 on: November 10, 2011, 10:57:00 AM »
From Perry's Twitter:

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Really glad I wore my boots 2nite because I stepped in it out there. I did still name 2 agencies to eliminate. Obama has never done that!

He also drew up plans for a spaceship to go to Mars, and I don't see Obama's.

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« Reply #1472 on: November 10, 2011, 11:29:37 AM »
Everybody's talking about Perry's brainfreeze, but really my favorite moment belonged to Herman Cain: For every woman who's accused me of sexual harrassment, there have been thousands who didn't!
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« Reply #1473 on: November 10, 2011, 04:40:57 PM »
By the way, can we retire the meme that Rick Perry is “handsome”?  To me, he looks like the manager of a Ramada Inn in Amarillo flayed the skin off Ronald Reagan’s withered head and is wearing it as a mask, like Leatherface.
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« Reply #1474 on: November 10, 2011, 09:15:20 PM »
To me, he looks like the manager of a Ramada Inn in Amarillo flayed the skin off Ronald Reagan’s withered head and is wearing it as a mask, like Leatherface.

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Re: Humorless Politics Thread
« Reply #1475 on: November 11, 2011, 08:55:41 AM »
I realize this is by no means a shocking observation, but it dawned on me recently that the relative extremism of this crop of Republican candidates has been in part the result of Obama's willingness to 'play ball' with the GOP on major policy issues. It's like the Overton Window idea in reverse - by moving toward the middle Obama inadvertantly pushed his detractors to take ever more extreme positions.

Were it not so clear that he really wants to govern from the middle, you would almost think he planned it all just to win reelection.

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« Reply #1476 on: November 11, 2011, 09:28:10 AM »
There might be something to that, but the Republican party itself has moved so far to the right--in a process that predated Obama but does seem to have accelerated with his election, I kinda suspect because he's b-l-a-c-k--that I don't see where many less nutty candidates would have come from. For me, the difference between Pawlenty or Christie or Daniels and this clown parade isn't all that significant, but there are those who claim them to be more "centrist"--but it's obvious that the primary votes just aren't there for them in the party as it's now constructed.
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« Reply #1477 on: November 11, 2011, 11:24:51 AM »
I think the rightward stampede by both Democrats and Republicans will only be halted once Congress passes laws that prevent corporations from buying elections. I don't see how this will ever happen, since most members of Congress greatly benefit from the current campaign finance laws.

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« Reply #1478 on: November 11, 2011, 11:59:50 AM »

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« Reply #1479 on: November 11, 2011, 12:09:22 PM »
Can Herman Cain please win the nomination?

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« Reply #1480 on: November 11, 2011, 01:00:14 PM »
From a politics blog I read called Rumproast:

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If they’re familiar with Joseph Heller, future historians may one day summarize the 2012 GOP presidential field’s terrible dilemma thusly:

  There was only one catch and that was Catch-12, which specified that a tendency to rationally analyze the country’s many real and immediate dangers and propose realistic solutions was the process of a rational mind and thus disqualified the candidate in the eyes of the crazy base but made him or her viable among the general electorate. Cain, Perry, Bachmann, Paul, Gingrich and Santorum were crazy and were thus qualified in the eyes of the base but disqualified by the country at large. They had to be crazy to succeed in the primary race and sane to be taken seriously in the general. If they ran successfully in the primary, they were crazy and weren’t qualified for the general; but if they acknowledged they were babbling nonsense to the base, they were sane and thus disqualified to win the primary. The American people were moved very deeply by the absolute simplicity of this clause of Catch-12 and let out a respectful whistle.
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« Reply #1481 on: November 11, 2011, 05:54:09 PM »
Someone posted this on another message board. It's a metaphor for the Republican primary. Luigi is Romney, obviously.


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Re: Humorless Politics Thread
« Reply #1482 on: November 14, 2011, 04:10:42 AM »
I hadn't realized Romney hasn't done a Sunday show in close to 2 years!  (Bonus: he attempts interaction with a human in this clip)

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« Reply #1483 on: November 14, 2011, 08:34:25 AM »
"I just don't take questions unless we're doing a press conference." Wow, really?

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« Reply #1484 on: November 14, 2011, 11:37:29 AM »
Apologies for putting this in the Humorless Politics Thread, but this gave me my best laugh since Vance's British accent:

http://twitter.com/#!/ppppolls/status/136112955732406272
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