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Martin

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Re: Humorless Politics Thread
« Reply #795 on: October 23, 2008, 03:44:18 AM »
the "x town is more patriotic than y town" shit needs to stop.
I'd expect to hear that from someone living in Gainesville.

Number of seconds it took for Michelle Obama to pander to the locals with the Gator Chomp?

Fifteen.

Speaking of PhotoShop, remove Michelle's lower arm and you have one Hitler-saluting potential first lady.

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Re: Humorless Politics Thread
« Reply #796 on: October 23, 2008, 05:59:19 AM »
the "x town is more patriotic than y town" shit needs to stop.

Well I know for a fact Boston is historically more patriotic than any other place in America.  We started this patriot shit and this is the thanks we get?

Hey, do you like the Dropkick Murphy's? I was just listening to "Shipping up to Boston"
damn, that song rox

The Dropkick Murphy's represent everything I hate about this city. They are a disgrace.

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Re: Humorless Politics Thread
« Reply #797 on: October 23, 2008, 09:41:06 AM »
the "x town is more patriotic than y town" shit needs to stop.
I'd expect to hear that from someone living in Gainesville.

Number of seconds it took for Michelle Obama to pander to the locals with the Gator Chomp?

Fifteen.

Speaking of PhotoShop, remove Michelle's lower arm and you have one Hitler-saluting potential first lady.

Dude... she's a socialist not a facist!

God...
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Re: Humorless Politics Thread
« Reply #798 on: October 23, 2008, 09:44:14 AM »
the "x town is more patriotic than y town" shit needs to stop.

Well I know for a fact Boston is historically more patriotic than any other place in America.  We started this patriot shit and this is the thanks we get?

Hey, do you like the Dropkick Murphy's? I was just listening to "Shipping up to Boston"
damn, that song rox

The Dropkick Murphy's represent everything I hate about this city. They are a disgrace.

rocking song though
u got to admit

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Re: Humorless Politics Thread
« Reply #799 on: October 23, 2008, 10:04:48 AM »
the "x town is more patriotic than y town" shit needs to stop.
I'd expect to hear that from someone living in Gainesville.

Number of seconds it took for Michelle Obama to pander to the locals with the Gator Chomp?

Fifteen.

Speaking of PhotoShop, remove Michelle's lower arm and you have one Hitler-saluting potential first lady.

Dude... she's a socialist not a facist!

God...

Try telling that to Jonah Goldberg.
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Re: Humorless Politics Thread
« Reply #800 on: October 23, 2008, 10:41:39 AM »
Breakfast- I'm havin' a time
Wheelies- I'm havin' a time
Headlocks- I'm havin' a time
Drunk Tank- not so much a time
George St.- I'm havin' a time
Brenda- I'm havin' a time
Bingo- I'm havin' a time
House Arrest- I'm still havin' a time

emma

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Re: Humorless Politics Thread
« Reply #801 on: October 23, 2008, 12:27:58 PM »


So Trembling Eagle, Sarah Palin must be like some kind of femme fatale to you. Mad hot but totally evil, right?



precisely.

I'm really taken with her as a female, disgusted by her politics and wary of her as a person.


If I were so inclined I might politely point out that there is no difference between a female and a person.

But you know that already.

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Re: Humorless Politics Thread
« Reply #802 on: October 23, 2008, 01:26:54 PM »

samir

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Re: Humorless Politics Thread
« Reply #803 on: October 23, 2008, 02:05:07 PM »
"Son, there's a thin line between crazed and rabid"


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Re: Humorless Politics Thread
« Reply #804 on: October 23, 2008, 02:35:18 PM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8fXaJmDbsY


That was pretty funny!

The  John Woo one could have used a few more explosions and some white doves.

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Re: Humorless Politics Thread
« Reply #805 on: October 23, 2008, 02:35:55 PM »
the "x town is more patriotic than y town" shit needs to stop.
I'd expect to hear that from someone living in Gainesville.

Number of seconds it took for Michelle Obama to pander to the locals with the Gator Chomp?

Fifteen.

Speaking of PhotoShop, remove Michelle's lower arm and you have one Hitler-saluting potential first lady.

Keep it under your hat, Martin. You might be giving the enemy some (PhotoShop) ideas.

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Re: Humorless Politics Thread
« Reply #806 on: October 23, 2008, 04:04:10 PM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8fXaJmDbsY


That was pretty funny!

The  John Woo one could have used a few more explosions and some white doves.

I expected the pieces of the constitution to come fluttering down endlessly like a slow motion blizzard of feathers.

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Re: Humorless Politics Thread
« Reply #807 on: October 23, 2008, 04:47:41 PM »


In my day, yokels were limited to "stop animation" for their clever little videos.  All we had was "Hardware Wars" and we loved it, even though we didn't really know what a waffle iron was anymore.


The Wes Anderson one is the best.  "Probably not."
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Martin

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Re: Humorless Politics Thread
« Reply #808 on: October 23, 2008, 05:04:39 PM »
That video could have been 10000x more fun with a proper budget, but what are you gonna do? I also kept waiting for doves.

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Re: Humorless Politics Thread
« Reply #809 on: October 23, 2008, 05:40:30 PM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yB5CLV18NBw

There is basically no difference between Fonz in this video and the Gorch.

Also, I once cited Fonzie's inability to say "I was wrong" in a paper.