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Who makes the squad for the Fab Five Of Jerks? Help narrow down the list with your votes and we will assemble a squad from the top vote getters! I'll reset the voting daily.

Chris Angel
0 (0%)
Zach Braff
0 (0%)
Gene Simmons
4 (8.5%)
'Celebrity' Chef David Chang
2 (4.3%)
Bill Maher
3 (6.4%)
Kevin Smith
1 (2.1%)
Danny Aiello
2 (4.3%)
Joe Francis
2 (4.3%)
Danny Bonaduce
1 (2.1%)
Glenn Beck
4 (8.5%)
George F. Will
2 (4.3%)
Andy Rooney
2 (4.3%)
Steven Seagal
1 (2.1%)
Jean-Claude Van Damme
0 (0%)
Stephen King
1 (2.1%)
Prince
1 (2.1%)
Dustin Diamond
3 (6.4%)
Jim Belushi
1 (2.1%)
Penn Jillette
1 (2.1%)
Bruce Campbell
0 (0%)
P.J. O'Rourke
0 (0%)
Ryan Seacrest
3 (6.4%)
Bob Saget
1 (2.1%)
Tom Leykis
1 (2.1%)
Nancy Grace
2 (4.3%)
Spencer and Heidi (count as one)
1 (2.1%)
Bill Romanowski
0 (0%)
Roger Clemens
2 (4.3%)
Barry Bonds
3 (6.4%)
Charlie Sheen
0 (0%)
Frank Miller
1 (2.1%)
Bill Belichick
2 (4.3%)

Total Members Voted: 8

Voting closed: September 22, 2008, 09:41:02 PM

Author Topic: WHO IS IN THE FAB FIVE OF JERKS? VOTE HERE!!!  (Read 34377 times)

Turf Out

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Re: WHO IS IN THE FAB FIVE OF JERKS? VOTE HERE!!!
« Reply #120 on: September 12, 2008, 10:59:06 AM »
this just smacked me in the face when i logged in to myspace this morning.


samir

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Re: WHO IS IN THE FAB FIVE OF JERKS? VOTE HERE!!!
« Reply #121 on: September 12, 2008, 11:36:28 AM »
"the most innovative video since the radiohead clip"

isn't all that impressive is it, since the radiohead clip is like two months old or less?

it's like saying

"THE BEST COEN BROTHERS FILM SINCE 'NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN'!"

myspace is a jerk.
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Martin

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Re: WHO IS IN THE FAB FIVE OF JERKS? VOTE HERE!!!
« Reply #122 on: September 12, 2008, 11:59:12 AM »
Here's a Jerk Trio for the ages, for Samir:

Dennis Wise - Roy Keane - Marco Materazzi


samir

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Re: WHO IS IN THE FAB FIVE OF JERKS? VOTE HERE!!!
« Reply #123 on: September 12, 2008, 12:04:15 PM »
that's good, martin.

i'd replace roy keane with robbie savage, though.
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Martin

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Re: WHO IS IN THE FAB FIVE OF JERKS? VOTE HERE!!!
« Reply #124 on: September 12, 2008, 12:44:22 PM »
Savage is more of a neanderthal than a jerk. A savage, if you will. Though Keane might be more of a madman.

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Re: WHO IS IN THE FAB FIVE OF JERKS? VOTE HERE!!!
« Reply #125 on: September 12, 2008, 01:12:57 PM »
Wait, how about Joey Barton! He deserves it more.

I'm glad my namesake Nasri kicked him a couple of weeks ago.
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Martin

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Re: WHO IS IN THE FAB FIVE OF JERKS? VOTE HERE!!!
« Reply #126 on: September 12, 2008, 02:50:55 PM »
Yes! Barton gets it.

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Re: WHO IS IN THE FAB FIVE OF JERKS? VOTE HERE!!!
« Reply #127 on: September 12, 2008, 02:54:05 PM »


More FMiller campaigning, because that All-Star Batman thing made national news.

Just look at him. Jerk.

jbissell

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Re: WHO IS IN THE FAB FIVE OF JERKS? VOTE HERE!!!
« Reply #128 on: September 12, 2008, 04:28:21 PM »
And now Criss Angel is stealing one of Hugh Hefner's ladies.

Oh wait, I don't actually care about that.

JohnEBGood

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Re: WHO IS IN THE FAB FIVE OF JERKS? VOTE HERE!!!
« Reply #129 on: September 12, 2008, 07:29:11 PM »
As the listeners were calling in and creating the list I was trying to come up with a female jerk.
Women aren't jerks in general. How about Zza Zza Gabor?

Steve of Bloomington

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Re: WHO IS IN THE FAB FIVE OF JERKS? VOTE HERE!!!
« Reply #130 on: September 12, 2008, 07:29:44 PM »
Looks kind of like Dr. Venture before he shaved his head.



More FMiller campaigning, because that All-Star Batman thing made national news.

Just look at him. Jerk.

erechoveraker

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« Reply #131 on: September 12, 2008, 08:48:45 PM »
Looks kind of like Dr. Venture before he shaved his head.

I thought God shaved his head??  :o

AllisonLeGnome

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Re: WHO IS IN THE FAB FIVE OF JERKS? VOTE HERE!!!
« Reply #132 on: September 12, 2008, 08:54:14 PM »
Looks kind of like Dr. Venture before he shaved his head.

I thought God shaved his head??  :o

Yes, but he left the sides.

I really hope I remembered that correctly.

Pete Velcro

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« Reply #133 on: September 13, 2008, 11:54:41 AM »
Call PBS now and donate! A $90 gift gets you Danny Aiello: Live From Atlantic City.



Hear Danny Aiello, successful character actor and restaurantor, as he reinterprets classic songs like Beyond the Sea and All of Me for a crowd of nursing home patients on a field trip!

Steve of Bloomington

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Re: WHO IS IN THE FAB FIVE OF JERKS? VOTE HERE!!!
« Reply #134 on: September 13, 2008, 11:56:53 AM »
Call PBS now and donate! A $90 gift gets you Danny Aiello: Live From Atlantic City.



Hear Danny Aiello, successful character actor and restaurantor, as he reinterprets classic songs like Beyond the Sea and All of Me for a crowd of nursing home patients on a field trip!

OMG.  I hope when I'm in the final days of my life, nobody takes me to a Danny Aiello show.  Or A.C.