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Who makes the squad for the Fab Five Of Jerks? Help narrow down the list with your votes and we will assemble a squad from the top vote getters! I'll reset the voting daily.

Chris Angel
0 (0%)
Zach Braff
0 (0%)
Gene Simmons
4 (8.5%)
'Celebrity' Chef David Chang
2 (4.3%)
Bill Maher
3 (6.4%)
Kevin Smith
1 (2.1%)
Danny Aiello
2 (4.3%)
Joe Francis
2 (4.3%)
Danny Bonaduce
1 (2.1%)
Glenn Beck
4 (8.5%)
George F. Will
2 (4.3%)
Andy Rooney
2 (4.3%)
Steven Seagal
1 (2.1%)
Jean-Claude Van Damme
0 (0%)
Stephen King
1 (2.1%)
Prince
1 (2.1%)
Dustin Diamond
3 (6.4%)
Jim Belushi
1 (2.1%)
Penn Jillette
1 (2.1%)
Bruce Campbell
0 (0%)
P.J. O'Rourke
0 (0%)
Ryan Seacrest
3 (6.4%)
Bob Saget
1 (2.1%)
Tom Leykis
1 (2.1%)
Nancy Grace
2 (4.3%)
Spencer and Heidi (count as one)
1 (2.1%)
Bill Romanowski
0 (0%)
Roger Clemens
2 (4.3%)
Barry Bonds
3 (6.4%)
Charlie Sheen
0 (0%)
Frank Miller
1 (2.1%)
Bill Belichick
2 (4.3%)

Total Members Voted: 8

Voting closed: September 22, 2008, 09:41:02 PM

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joanna

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WHO IS IN THE FAB FIVE OF JERKS? VOTE HERE!!!
« on: September 03, 2008, 01:20:29 PM »
where's the poll? i would create it myself to save tom the time, but i don't have the finalized list from the show last night.

i'm ready to start campaigning for dustin diamond to make the top five!

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Re: fab five jerks
« Reply #1 on: September 03, 2008, 03:29:50 PM »
where's the poll? i would create it myself to save tom the time, but i don't have the finalized list from the show last night.

i'm ready to start campaigning for dustin diamond to make the top five!

Lyle from Achewood is a jerk.  Hey, did you get a copy of the great outdoor fight?

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Re: fab five jerks
« Reply #2 on: September 03, 2008, 03:38:33 PM »
I've had jerks popping into my head all day, it's killing me.

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Re: fab five jerks
« Reply #3 on: September 03, 2008, 03:47:49 PM »
I'll get the poll up in the next day or so.

Tom.

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Re: fab five jerks
« Reply #4 on: September 03, 2008, 10:49:16 PM »
I think I just saw all five of them on TV, speaking in succession.

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Re: fab five jerks
« Reply #5 on: September 04, 2008, 01:10:57 AM »
I was actually hoping The H-Man would call in and suggest Hitler.

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Re: fab five jerks
« Reply #6 on: September 04, 2008, 04:05:35 AM »
I was trying to call in to suggest Tom Leykis, but the line was busy and busy and busy.  Did he wind up making the list?

Oh, and I also wanted to mention Janice Dickinson ... In hopes she'd track me down and slap my bottom.  Don't judge!
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« Reply #7 on: September 04, 2008, 04:09:27 AM »

Nancy Grace ... a much better candidate for "female jerk" than Hillary Clinton.
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Re: fab five jerks
« Reply #8 on: September 04, 2008, 07:22:02 AM »
I was actually hoping The H-Man would call in and suggest Hitler.

Ha! Yeah, that guy HATES Hitler.
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Re: fab five jerks
« Reply #9 on: September 04, 2008, 09:07:34 AM »

Nancy Grace ... a much better candidate for "female jerk" than Hillary Clinton.

YES! I had a couple other female jerk ideas, specifically Sharon Stone and Madonna.

Also, the jerk couple would be Spencer & Heidi from the Hills.

A few other names that I don't think were mentioned on air:
Ron Jeremy
Russell Crowe
Woody Allen
Ted Nugent
John Mayer - although he fits that Criss Angel role

the aging athlete/muscle:
Hulk Hogan/The Ultimate Warrior
Lawrence Taylor/Bill Romanowski
Roger Clemens/Barry Bonds

the self-important jerk:
Richard Gere
Sean Penn

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« Reply #10 on: September 04, 2008, 09:54:59 AM »
Re: Bruce Campbell, for anyone who might think it's unfair to tar him with the jerk brush for the characters he plays, this Q&A report always stayed with me. Some guy asks if he's ever gonna do full-frontal nudity, which admittedly is a pretty dumb/creepy question, but I think there are better ways to show your dismay than this high school "ewww gays" garbage.

So yeah, Bruce Campbell = jerk, I reckon.

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« Reply #11 on: September 04, 2008, 10:46:12 AM »
Charlie Sheen is a prime jerk example, with his stupid loafers, cargo shorts and bowling shirts ALL the time. Also, the hookers. Ugh.

Frank Miller woulda been a great comic jerk. Runner up mentions for Tom Brevoort and Charles Brownstein.

Hasselbeck from The View would have been a way better suggestion than Whoopi imo.

And Klee Irwin would be the huckster doctor on jerk island.




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Re: fab five jerks
« Reply #12 on: September 04, 2008, 10:50:54 AM »


the aging athlete/muscle:
Hulk Hogan/The Ultimate Warrior
Lawrence Taylor/Bill Romanowski
Roger Clemens/Barry Bonds


Romanowski! Nice call. He's douchebag jock personified. 

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Re: fab five jerks
« Reply #13 on: September 04, 2008, 11:07:31 AM »
Terrell Owens made my list.
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Re: fab five jerks
« Reply #14 on: September 04, 2008, 11:11:01 AM »
I lean towards Brett Favre as my athlete jerk.

The whole "simple boy from the south" act in juxtaposition with having a private plane and compulsively text messaging.