How hilarious is it that McCain would choose a song entitled "Take a Chance on Me"? Hey, I might totally fuck up this presidency thing ... but take a chance on me. Maybe I'll lose my temper while on an European diplomatic mission, and punch Nicolas Sarkozy in the face. I dunno, crazier things have happened, right? Or maybe it'll be something more subtle, like the gradual onset of senility. And of course, there's always the possibility I could kick the bucket and leave my beloved country in the hands of Mrs. GILFy Alaska.
But ... Take a Chance on Me!!! Buppa ba ba BAAA ... Buppa ba ba baa ...
Hey kids, have you heard my hilarious version of
Barbara Ann?