David Byrne, Bowery Ballroom, 2001 vs. Lollapalooza, Waterloo Village, 1991
It's a toss up. David Byrne was flawless and innovative. He made the 5,001st time I heard Psycho Killer sound like the first.
Lollapalooza, the exact opposite: A dust bowl of phernomes, feedback and day-time strobe lights. I was 13, I had weird hair, and never in my life had I seen so many pale, sickly, looking children wearing the letters 'N,' 'I', and backwards 'N' printed on black t-shirts. It was like recess at a apocalyptic, dystopian, mutant, rock n' roll high school, and the Butthole Surfers were responsible for watching your children. I could only imagine what my mother thought, she brought me and my only friend there. Poor Simon, he was so scared he wouldn't leave the blanket. Ahh, youth....