I could definitely be a rodeo clown. I think I would like that job a lot.
I can hook you up.
Really? I'd like to hear more. I'm not seriously thinking of doing this for a living, I'd just like to learn more about it.
Does it have to be true? I noticed that all you have to do to be a rodeo clown is get the bulls to chase you before whoever was trying to ride the bull gets gored. So, are you acrobatic and fast?