Art Students, Please Bathe

[John Junk 2.0]

It still smells like you in my office.  You don't smell good.  Aren't you like 26 years old?  If you can't make it to a shower, just a little rinse with soap and water in the underarm area would help a lot. 

[Nicksy]

We have better things to do, like pluck our eyebrow hairs and gaze at our reflections in storefront windows.

[todd]

We have better things to do, like pluck our eyebrow hairs and gaze at our reflections in storefront windows.

i got busted doing this today and was so embarassed

[Emily]

Maybe they aren't washing because they don't know about Lush!

[Beth]

They must at least know about Doctor Bronner's. Even hippies like me love to shower when they can wash with that stuff. Peppermint Dr. Bronners is the best.

[Trembling Eagle]

how many of those students have dreds?

[Fido]

Maybe another part of your educational mission should be Charm School for art students?

[Julie]

We have better things to do, like pluck our eyebrow hairs and gaze at our reflections in storefront windows.

jerk.

[A.M. Thomas]

They must at least know about Doctor Bronner's. Even hippies like me love to shower when they can wash with that stuff. Peppermint Dr. Bronners is the best.

I recently started using this soap (in the Peppermint flavor) exclusively.  I love it.

[Sarah]

Dries me right up, that stuff.  But it sure does smell tasty.

[Julie]

I'm so greasy and pimply that I love the way that stuff dries me right up. Unlike Grandpa's Wonder Pine Tar Soap, which also clears up the nasty chest rashes and those icky bumps I get all over my neck, it smells really good. Plus, after I eat ice-cream and am doomed to spending a few hours in the bathroom, the bottle is fun to read.

[Andy]

I'm so greasy and pimply that I love the way that stuff dries me right up. Unlike Grandpa's Wonder Pine Tar Soap, which also clears up the nasty chest rashes and those icky bumps I get all over my neck, it smells really good. Plus, after I eat ice-cream and am doomed to spending a few hours in the bathroom, the bottle is fun to read.

will you marry me?

[Sarah]

Come on, Julie.  I'm sure that you always go to the bathroom armed with a book.  Hell, I keep the complete short stories of Saki in there at all times just in case.

By the way, try putting camphor on those pimples of yours.  It works wonders.

[Patrick]

They must at least know about Doctor Bronner's. Even hippies like me love to shower when they can wash with that stuff. Peppermint Dr. Bronners is the best.

personally im a fan of the tea tree.     as for the art students are they grad or undergrad?  i spend a lot of time telling my students that they need to keep their shoes on in the studios, i would not want to see anyone step on a push pin or anything.  one of my students in the past, had jet black feet.  i am positive she did not take a shower for like 3 weeks.  this same student i had to tell once to put her shirt back on durring class.  i feel your pain.

[KickTheBobo]

how many of those students have dreds?

at the art school I went to, there was this one young fellow who kicked the White Guy with Dreads look. For his 1st year final project (which was then shown in a large group show in the main concourse gallery), he painted a pair of self-portraits of himself standing with old-school shackles and chains holding him in bondage.

man o' man, I really wish that I had listened to Clowes in Art School Confidential and remembered to ALWAYS bring a camera.