I saw four movies this weekend; two were brand new, two were oldies I'd never seen before. My thoughts:
THE GIRLFRIEND EXPERIENCE - Had some interesting ideas bubbling below the surface, but I wound up not caring since it was the most boring movie I've seen since THE BLACK DAHLIA. The only entertaining part in this movie was the first fifteen minutes, when the phrase "The economy's really bad right now" was said at least twice every thirty seconds. It would be a great drinking game for when the DVD comes out. Between that and some fat john telling the hooker to "Vote for McCain," this is maybe the most time-stamped movie I've ever seen. It's like RED STATE for snobs. And as for the Glenn Kenny cameo everyone's raving about, they shouldn't be. It seemed like a performance a non-actor would give. Sure it was "scene-stealing," but who was acting opposite him in the scene? Sacha Grey! The couch could've out-acted her in that thing. Anyway, this movie is a major snooze; it further lowered my already low opinion of Soderbergh.
THE HANGOVER - Underwhelming. Not as funny as everyone makes it out to be, but still: A mainstream comedy with Zach Galifianakis, Ed Helms and Matt Walsh? I'll take it. Zach is responsible for pretty much every laugh in the movie, by the way. The best thing that could happen with this is that Zach breaks out in a huge way and VISIONEERS gets wide release.
ROSEMARY'S BABY - Not very scary, but it was fun to watch and I appreciated the slow-burn approach. The final scene was pretty funny. I especially liked when the lady who was rocking the Antichrist too hard stuck her tongue out at Mia Farrow. Moral of film: Satanists can be just as petty as regulars.
THE HUDSUCKER PROXY - Why had I not seen this until this weekend? It was a delight! Jennifer Jason Leigh gives one of the best comedic performances I've ever seen in a movie. I was about to write "female comedic performances," but I didn't want to appear sexist, you see. Tim Robbins was a great boob. How has he never done another Coen Bros. movie?