I'd be better at ____ than Tom

[senorcorazon]

Solving Bernoulli Bore-noulli equations

Fixed!
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I don't think this response was given the proper kudos. You did it again, Wes.

[Julie]

Aw, come on Dave! That's nothing but numbers. Stop trying to scare people. And why is line 223 in the data twice?

Hey Julie,

This is me over here! I didn't put those numbers up there, Andy did.

Also, I love you.

Sorry, Dave. Shame on Andy. I love both of you.

Bessel functions have something to do with drum heads, right?

Curse you, aging brain!

Yes, I think they have to do with the motion of drum heads when you hit them with a drumstick. But I don't know and I'm not looking it up.

[dave from knoxville]

Solving Bernoulli Bore-noulli equations

Fixed!

I don't think this response was given the proper kudos. You did it again, Wes.
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Ouch. Nobody warned me not to pet the kitty.

[Steve of Bloomington]

We really killed this thread dead when we brought the math.

[Andy]

internal rate of return for investment in an MBA (allegedly)
     OOP       w/o MBA       w/ MBA      NET   
1   $(5,000.00)    $(25,200.00)    $-                  $(30,200.00)   -22536.46357   IRR
2   $(5,000.00)    $(25,704.00)    $-                  $(30,704.00)   -17098.28715   34%
3       $(26,218.08)    $49,000.00     $22,781.92    9467.314311   
4       $(26,742.44)    $49,980.00     $23,237.56    7206.191383   
5       $(27,277.29)    $50,979.60     $23,702.31    5485.103012   
6       $(27,822.84)    $51,999.19     $24,176.36    4175.070221   
7       $(28,379.29)    $53,039.18     $24,659.88    3177.918685   
8       $(28,946.88)    $54,099.96     $25,153.08    2418.921512   
9       $(29,525.82)    $55,181.96     $25,656.14    1841.199181   
10       $(30,116.33)    $56,285.60     $26,169.26    1401.456974
11       $(30,718.66)    $57,411.31     $26,692.65    1066.740454
12       $(31,333.03)    $58,559.54     $27,226.50    811.9658456
13       $(31,959.69)    $59,730.73     $27,771.03    618.0402475
14       $(32,598.89)    $60,925.34     $28,326.45    470.4308063
15       $(33,250.86)    $62,143.85     $28,892.98    358.075618
16       $(33,915.88)    $63,386.72     $29,470.84    272.5547444
17       $(34,594.20)    $64,654.46     $30,060.26    207.4592209
18       $(35,286.08)    $65,947.55     $30,661.46    157.9107654
19       $(35,991.81)    $67,266.50     $31,274.69    120.1961992
20       $(36,711.64)    $68,611.83     $31,900.19    91.48917916
21       $(37,445.87)    $69,984.07     $32,538.19    69.63839086
22       $(38,194.79)    $71,383.75     $33,188.96    53.00632847
23       $(38,958.69)    $72,811.42     $33,852.73    40.34657928
24       $(39,737.86)    $74,267.65     $34,529.79    30.71041717
25       $(40,532.62)    $75,753.00     $35,220.39    23.37570469
26       $(41,343.27)    $77,268.06     $35,924.79    17.79277588
27       $(42,170.14)    $78,813.43     $36,643.29    13.54324405
28       $(43,013.54)    $80,389.69     $37,376.15    10.30864777
29       $(43,873.81)    $81,997.49     $38,123.68    7.846585238
30       $(44,751.29)    $83,637.44     $38,886.15    5.972548609
31       $(45,646.31)    $85,310.19     $39,663.87    4.546096908
32       $(46,559.24)    $87,016.39     $40,457.15    3.460331335
33       $(47,490.42)    $88,756.72     $41,266.29    2.633884228
34       $(48,440.23)    $90,531.85     $42,091.62    2.004821347
35       $(49,409.04)    $92,342.49     $42,933.45    1.526000493
             $989,606.10    2.7403E-06

[Julie]

The snobby engineering students in my calculus classes used to tell this joke.

What is the limit as an engineering student's gpa goes to zero?

Business School! 

They all amounted to nothing, too.

[Chris L]

smuggling myself across the Russian border in a car.

[Emily]

Hey - you math people might like the movie Proof.

[Bob Balaban]

Hey - you math people might like the movie Proof.

Fuckin' Russell Crowe was too unbelievable as, I don't know, some South African go-to guy?   Leave that shit to Leo Dicaprio.

[Steve of Bloomington]

Hey - you math people might like the movie Proof.

Haven't seen it, but I'll put it in the queue.

[sleepytako]

I'd be better at speaking Japanese than Tom.

[Shaggy 2 Grote]

Hey - you math people might like the movie Proof.

I hate hate hate that play.  Because the math could have been anything!  It could have been the dead father's long-lost unsolved fart!  In fact, that would have been better.

Keep the numbers going, though, please. I'm kind of into it.

[yesno]

Hey - you math people might like the movie Proof.

I hate hate hate that play.  Because the math could have been anything!  It could have been the dead father's long-lost unsolved fart!  In fact, that would have been better.

I agree.  I prefer my plays to be much more mathematically rigorous.

I've been workshopping a script that deals with quantum physics and Gödel and how, like, everything's uncertain.

[dave from knoxville]

This one's just for Groteface.

The square of 63? 3969.

But here's the kicker than makes it so hot.....I did that in my head!

[Shaggy 2 Grote]

This one's just for Groteface.

The square of 63? 3969.

But here's the kicker than makes it so hot.....I did that in my head!

Oh Snap!