Yes, this is awesome. Can you do The James Menagerie?
I live to serve!
LAURA: (
Takes a glass ornament off the shelf, hands it to Jim.) Oh, be careful; if you breathe, it breaks. (
It's a little man-shaped figurine. Jim holds it up to the light.) See how the light shines through him?
JIM: It sure does shine! Say, just what kind of a thing is it supposed to be?
LAURA: Haven't you noticed the toupee on his head?
JIM: Oh, a James, huh?
LAURA: Mmmmm-hmmmm.
JIM: Poor little fellow must feel kind of lonesome.
LAURA: Well, if he does he doesn't complain about it. He stays on the shelf with some fellows who don't have toupees, and as long as I move him next to this little glass radio figurine and glass phone figurine on Tuesday nights he gets along nicely.
JIM: Say, where do I -- (
Suddenly, the figurine seems to come to life! It wriggles out of Jim's hand, runs up the length of Jim's arm, dances, giggles, waves his arms in the air.)
FIGURINE: You got glass James--(
Startled, Jim makes a sudden movement. The figurine plummets off his shoulder and to the floor.)--sssssssseeeeed! (
Hitting the floor, his glass toupee breaks off. Laura picks him back up.)
JIM: Is he broken?
LAURA: Now he's just like all the other mutants.
JIM: You mean he lost his--?
LAURA: He's lost his toupee. It doesn't matter. Maybe it's a blessing in disguise.