at the risk of offending record collectors across America, I might suggest that Spike would blend in quite well in that environment.
I remember going to a H U G E charity record fair in Chicago, standing in line for the "special early preview" with 500 other late 30's guys with goatees who could stand to lose 20 pound, but no more hair and thinking to myself "Holy sh*t this is the dictionary definition of a demographic". It looked like a line of clones.
Send in the clones, there ought to be clones, well maybe next year.