I got my package today and, for the second year running, Samir was my Secret Santa. Yay for me!
I got cool stuff, and I'm posting pictures to prove it.
A DVD of a Paul Merton TV series
(No picture. It's a DVD-R. Use your imagination.)
A collection of weird comic art:

A book of Kanye West etiquette suggestions:

And the crown jewel is this piece of sartorial majesty:

Sorry for the crappy photography but I had to return the rug to the Stooges when I was finished.
Thanks Samir!