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erika

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Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
« Reply #90 on: December 12, 2008, 12:17:55 PM »
"well, have fun at your bbq lunch today. enjoy your MEAT. (that means penis)"
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Andy

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Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
« Reply #91 on: December 12, 2008, 01:38:35 PM »
What's your preference: bathroom or not?
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Spoony

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Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
« Reply #92 on: December 12, 2008, 05:03:57 PM »
"I think we're going to make this an all-clown network."
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Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
« Reply #93 on: December 12, 2008, 05:16:39 PM »
Email to dad:  "I just got a turquoise LL Bean fleece jacket with my company's logo on it.  Some Christmas bonus, huh."

Dad's response:  "You won't have any trouble not getting laid with that."

My dad's a funny old man.
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Phantom Hugger

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Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
« Reply #94 on: December 13, 2008, 03:55:32 PM »
Quote from: Andy on December 12, 2008, 01:38:35 PM
What's your preference: bathroom or not?

said to children or adults?
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Andy

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Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
« Reply #95 on: December 13, 2008, 05:24:50 PM »
Quote from: Phantom Hugger on December 13, 2008, 03:55:32 PM
Quote from: Andy on December 12, 2008, 01:38:35 PM
What's your preference: bathroom or not?

said to children or adults?
adults.  I'm ordering a jobsite trailer for one of my jobs and it can either have a meeting room that's big enough for our meetings or it can have a bathroom (we're in an existing facility that is going to let us use their facilities, but it would be a walk to get to the restroom and since I'm not going to be out there I didn't want to just say "screw it, they can walk to the bathroom")
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Wheelies- I'm havin' a time
Headlocks- I'm havin' a time
Drunk Tank- not so much a time
George St.- I'm havin' a time
Brenda- I'm havin' a time
Bingo- I'm havin' a time
House Arrest- I'm still havin' a time

JonFromMaplewood

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Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
« Reply #96 on: January 16, 2009, 01:39:34 PM »
Said by me: "I should have asked him for a reference before he died."

Extra sentence for Friday! Email today from Netflix. Subject line: ""How was the Picture Quality of "Scooby-Doo in Where's My Mummy??""
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Andy

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Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
« Reply #97 on: January 16, 2009, 09:50:35 PM »
"hey Ronnie, are you going to let me turn in PBIP on SoonerVision or are you going to be a dick about it?"
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Breakfast- I'm havin' a time
Wheelies- I'm havin' a time
Headlocks- I'm havin' a time
Drunk Tank- not so much a time
George St.- I'm havin' a time
Brenda- I'm havin' a time
Bingo- I'm havin' a time
House Arrest- I'm still havin' a time

Andy

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Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
« Reply #98 on: January 16, 2009, 09:50:53 PM »
Ronnie's the VP of the company.
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Wheelies- I'm havin' a time
Headlocks- I'm havin' a time
Drunk Tank- not so much a time
George St.- I'm havin' a time
Brenda- I'm havin' a time
Bingo- I'm havin' a time
House Arrest- I'm still havin' a time

Martin

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Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
« Reply #99 on: January 17, 2009, 05:30:35 PM »
"Your dad bought a hospital?"

(It was true too.)
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Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
« Reply #100 on: January 17, 2009, 09:20:14 PM »
"I think it sounds fine. Maybe take some off the high end and let the toms ring."
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stephen

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Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
« Reply #101 on: January 17, 2009, 11:07:37 PM »
Most of the music is really bad and a lot of people there wear big floppy hats and I don’t understand why.
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samir

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Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
« Reply #102 on: January 18, 2009, 12:04:54 AM »
I think they've taken HEY, MR. PERVERT off the air.
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Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
« Reply #103 on: January 18, 2009, 05:16:17 PM »
Cusses the likes of which Howie Mandel has never heard.
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JonFromMaplewood

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Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
« Reply #104 on: January 18, 2009, 10:18:46 PM »
I give "Paul Blart: Mall Cop" an "A."
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