This is the official FOT Secret Santa's HELPERS 2008 Thread

[Shaggy 2 Grote]

I would actually like a porn video of the One Man Star Wars guy having missionary sex with a jar of gefilte fish.  Thanks!!

[Kim Kelly]

I really want a puppy.

Thanks!

Oh my god, me toooo!

Failing that, I'll take one of these.

[iAmBaronVonTito]

i want a date that costs $20 or less, a framed photo, and a piece of original art by my secret santa. 

[Sarah]

I don't think one could go wrong with this.

[Julie]

I want someone to take my stupid old cat, Fluffy. Also, I like anything that flashes or blinks, so long as it isn't a cat.

[yesno]

My Christmas list.

• A copy of the first edition of the Edda Islandorum, by Snorri, printed in Denmark.
• The five volumes of the work of Schopenhauer.
• The two volumes of Chapman's Odyssey.
• A sword which fought in the desert.
• A maté gourd with serpent feet which my great-grandfather brought from Lima.
• A crystal prism.
• A few eroded daguerreotypes.
• A terraqueous wooden globe which Cecilia Ingenieros gave me and which belonged to her father.
• A stick with a curved handle with which I walked on the plains of America, in Colombia and in Texas.
• Various metal cylinders with diplomas.
• The gown and mortarboard of a doctorate.
• Las Empresas, by Saavedra Fajardo, bound in good-smelling Spanish board.
• The memory of a morning.
• Lines of Virgil and Frost.
• The voice of Macedonio Fernández.
• The love or the conversation of a few people.

Certainly they are talismans, but useless against the dark I cannot name, the dark I must not name.