Lyrics you find delightful for whatever reason

[Tor_Hershman]

Parody lyrics to the tune of George Harrison’s
“Awaiting On You All”
a.k.a.
“Chanting The Name Of The Lord”

“Chanting The Name Of The Turd”
a.k.a.
“Chanting The Name Of Old Tor”


You may have a smooth grin
Your lies come out deadpan
great communicator, mental masturbator
spent a decade vegetatin’

If you open up your heart
blood will gush right out
your emotions are in your brain
not in replaceable chest spout

By chantin’ the name of old Tor and you will see
it’s worthless as chanting the name of any ole deity
when earthquakes or giant storms come from the sea
its as helpful as if you spent your whole life chantin’ Gumby
 
You need to cut a fart
all life needs to make gas
if you’re an instigator or alligator
you’re gonna get recycled

If you open up your heart
blood will gush right out
charge gnomes in you chest rent
'cause they’ll never help you out

By chantin’ the name of old Tor and you will see
it’s worthless as chanting the name of any ole deity
'god speed' or Lennon songs in space shuttles ain’t worth a pee
when they go boom you’re toast regardless of your theology 

You do need some shelter
reporters love helter skelter
Invest in Mardi Gras beads, not flood wall needs,
and churches go a floatin’

If you open up your heart
there’ll be a blood stream
don’t let the creeps con you
with their minds so freakin’ mean

George sang, “Pope owns 51% of General Motors.”
Harrison was pissed, he only owned 49% of GM stores.
Chant Jehovah, Krishna, Allah, Satan or Tor
They’re equally worthless to help you, that’s for sure

[gravy boat]

"one foot in the grave, one foot in the shower"
Gary Jules

[masterofsparks]

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird
B-b-b-bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a don't you know about the bird?
Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word!
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a...

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird
Bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a don't you know about the bird?
Well, everybody's talking about the bird!
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird...

Surfin' bird
Bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb... [retching noises]... aaah!

Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-
Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow

Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-oom-oom-oom
Oom-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-a-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow
Papa-oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow
Oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow
Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow
Well don't you know about the bird?
Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word!
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word

Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow

[crumbum]

'i was sitting on the corner, just a' wasting my time/
when i realized i was the king of the rhyme'
- the furious five, 'step off'

(that's some epiphany)

[crumbum]

Also:

'Uncorrected personality traits that seem
whimsical in a child may prove to
be ugly in a fully grown adult.
Lack of involvement with the father, or
over-involvement with the mother,
can result in lack of ability to relate to
sexual fears, and in homosexual
leanings, narcissism, transexuality (girls
from the waist up/men from the
waist down), attempts to be your own love
object. Reconcile your parents to
you by becoming both at once!
Even Marilyn Monroe was a man, but this
tends to get overlooked by our
mother-fixated, overweight, sexist media.

So:
Uncorrected personality traits that seem
whimsical in a child may prove to
be ugly in a fully grown adult.
If you give in to them
Every time they cry
They will become little tyrants
But they won't remember why
Then when they are thwarted
By people in later life
They will become psychotic
And they won't make an ideal husband or wife
The spoiled baby grows into
the escapist teenager who's
the adult alcoholic who's
the middle-aged suicide. (Oy.)

So:
Uncorrected personality traits that seem
whimsical in a child may prove to
be ugly in a fully grown adult'

Robyn Hitchcock

[moonshake]

McLusky - To Hell with Good Intentions

My love is bigger than your love
We take more drugs than a touring funk band
Sing it
My love is bigger than your love
Sing it
My love is bigger than your love
Sing it

The "Sing it"s throughout the song are just delightful.

[samir]

McLusky - To Hell with Good Intentions

I also would have accepted:

"Gareth Brown says all your friends are cunts and your mother is a ballpoint pen thief"

from the same album.

[break]

"There will come a time gigantic waves will crush the junk that I have saved.  When the moon explodes or floats away i'll lose the souvenirs I saved, la la la." - Sparklehorse "Sunshine"

[JonFromMaplewood]

"Sex me so good I go blah blah blah."

-Missy Elliott

[Stupornaut]

"Sex me so good I go blah blah blah."

-Missy Elliott

"Work It" is a non-stop miracle.

[Joe Rogaine]

"Romance is the douche of the bourgeoisie"
Was the very first thing she imparted to me
We had sarcastic hair, we used lewd pseudonyms
We got a lot of stares on the street back then.

[iAmBaronVonTito]

out into the night
your out there somewhere getting drunk
when you get back home
youll find me sleepin
and you'll know much I care   -Harlan T Bobo

[liz_noise]

McLusky - To Hell with Good Intentions

My love is bigger than your love
We take more drugs than a touring funk band
Sing it
My love is bigger than your love
Sing it
My love is bigger than your love
Sing it

The "Sing it"s throughout the song are just delightful.

YES!!!

We've got more songs than a song convention.  Sing it!

[erika]

On top of spaghetti, All covered with cheese, I lost my poor meatball, When somebody sneezed.

[dave from knoxville]

Watch out
You might get what you're after