Taking A Roll at a Restaurant. That's not stealing, is it?

[thecramedog]

Andy Rooney professes to many curmudgeonly activities such as making his own coffee in the office, mixing gasoline octanes and even stealing rolls from restaurants "for breakfast the next morning."  I guess I'm sort of amazed by Rooney's indifference to the economy crisis...  "CBS has paid me the same as last year!" he cries out.

My favorite part is when he boasts about avoiding the shoeshine stand in the CBS lobby because he can do it himself.  Cut to B-roll of Andy's shoe being shined.  I'm sure this guy is a HORRIBLE christmas tipper.

http://www.cbsnews.com/video/watch/?id=4639061n

[todd]

Andy Rooney professes to many curmudgeonly activities such as making his own coffee in the office, mixing gasoline octanes and even stealing rolls from restaurants "for breakfast the next morning."  I guess I'm sort of amazed by Rooney's indifference to the economy crisis...  "CBS has paid me the same as last year!" he cries out.

My favorite part is when he boasts about avoiding the shoeshine stand in the CBS lobby because he can do it himself.  Cut to B-roll of Andy's shoe being shined.  I'm sure this guy is a HORRIBLE christmas tipper.

http://www.cbsnews.com/video/watch/?id=4639061n

i fucking hate this guy so much


edit: thanks for the link, this made me laugh really hard. the clip of him fake shining his shoe made me laugh!

[buffcoat]

Check out the "Chinese Andy Rooney" at the Onion.

"Ridiculous!"