There's one coming up in Brooklyn. Sharp eyed jerks who are really good at watching TV and eating (right here) can see in previews that the guy will be at Carmine's Pizzeria of Graham Avenue.
Carmine's has the greatest pizza of anyplace I've ever been, (no joke) but I don't know what they serve that could accommodate this walking heart-attack. Maybe it's all the EMT's and cops that hang out there. This glutton wants to be able to eat in the manner he's accustomed to, and not have to worry about who's going to carry him to the hospital.
"It's just one big explosion."...Of zits. They probably filmed the three people in that place who didn't have complexions so bad that you could read the menu in braille off of their face.