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Dan B

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Re: You'll probably regret that Clay Aiken tattoo
« Reply #15 on: March 03, 2007, 12:18:59 AM »
Some kid that I half-know got a tattoo of a bloody Jesus on his arm.  It looks like a dog.  And also I heard that when someone was giving a speech about why religion and Christianity is bogus, he was agreeing.

It might be an ironic tattoo, but he's too dumb.
Having an ironic tattoo is pretty dumb.
Well, he's too dumb to know what irony is.

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Re: You'll probably regret that Clay Aiken tattoo
« Reply #16 on: March 08, 2007, 07:36:09 PM »

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Re: You'll probably regret that Clay Aiken tattoo
« Reply #17 on: March 09, 2007, 08:23:56 AM »
A unicorn giving a dolphin the Heimlich maneuver.  Interesting choice.

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Re: You'll probably regret that Clay Aiken tattoo
« Reply #18 on: March 09, 2007, 10:41:46 AM »
A unicorn giving a dolphin the Heimlich maneuver.  Interesting choice.

Even more interesting is that it appears the Unicorn has a yarmulke on, too.  Since the Unicorn, in Grail symbology is a Christic analogue, um...  I actually don't know where I'm going with this.  Never mind.
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Re: You'll probably regret that Clay Aiken tattoo
« Reply #19 on: March 10, 2007, 12:14:34 AM »
A unicorn giving a dolphin the Heimlich maneuver.  Interesting choice.

Even more interesting is that it appears the Unicorn has a yarmulke on, too.  Since the Unicorn, in Grail symbology is a Christic analogue, um...  I actually don't know where I'm going with this.  Never mind.
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Re: You'll probably regret that Clay Aiken tattoo
« Reply #20 on: March 10, 2007, 12:32:40 AM »
A unicorn giving a dolphin the Heimlich maneuver.  Interesting choice.

Even more interesting is that it appears the Unicorn has a yarmulke on, too.  Since the Unicorn, in Grail symbology is a Christic analogue, um...  I actually don't know where I'm going with this.  Never mind.
Coffee time!


I guess Christ was King of the Jews, so it's not that far out there for a Unicorn to have a yarmulke. But, not having known of the symbolism of the unicorn, I looked for some info, and found the following;

From Wikipedia;
"The unicorn is the only fabulous beast that does not seem to have been conceived out of human fears. In even the earliest references he is fierce yet good, selfless yet solitary, but always mysteriously beautiful. He could be captured only by unfair means, and his single horn was said to neutralize poison."

Sounds pretty Christic, right?

Also;
    Job 39:9-12: Will the unicorn be willing to serve thee, or abide by thy crib? Canst thou bind the unicorn with band in the furrow? or will he harrow the valleys after thee? Wilt thou trust him, because his strength is great? or wilt thou leave thy labour to him? Wilt thou believe him, that he will bring home thy seed, and gather it into thy barn?
    Psalms 29:6: He maketh them also to skip like a calf; Lebanon and Sirion like a young unicorn.
    Numbers 24:8: ...he hath as it were the strength of a unicorn


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Re: You'll probably regret that Clay Aiken tattoo
« Reply #21 on: March 10, 2007, 04:28:26 AM »
Here's the real origin of unicorns

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQJD1ura7G4[/youtube]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQJD1ura7G4

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Re: You'll probably regret that Clay Aiken tattoo
« Reply #22 on: April 13, 2007, 01:40:15 PM »

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Re: You'll probably regret that Clay Aiken tattoo
« Reply #23 on: April 17, 2007, 08:55:36 PM »
Egads!  Is that supposed to be the guy from the Counting Crows?

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Re: You'll probably regret that Clay Aiken tattoo
« Reply #24 on: April 18, 2007, 10:27:00 AM »
You got it!

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Re: You'll probably regret that Clay Aiken tattoo
« Reply #25 on: April 25, 2007, 09:05:51 PM »

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Re: You'll probably regret that Clay Aiken tattoo
« Reply #26 on: April 25, 2007, 11:38:08 PM »
Oh man. :(

Someone needs to learn that tattoo artist about "seeing with your eyes, not your brain".

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Re: You'll probably regret that Clay Aiken tattoo
« Reply #27 on: April 26, 2007, 11:01:54 AM »
If I had gone in for a tattoo of my wife, and ended up with that monstrosity, I would punch the "artist" in the face!

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Re: You'll probably regret that Clay Aiken tattoo
« Reply #28 on: April 26, 2007, 11:09:10 AM »
AHHHHH... The TEETH!!!!!

If I had that on my arm, I would exhaust myself trying to run away from it.
I really don't appreciate your sarcastic, anti-comedy tone, Bro!

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Re: You'll probably regret that Clay Aiken tattoo
« Reply #29 on: April 26, 2007, 11:14:12 AM »
Get to know a tattoo artist. If you're lucky, you'll not only get discounts - if tats are your thing - but you'll unearth an endless source of anecdotes about horrible jobs, dumb customers, etc. A good friend of mine is a tattoo artist, and a great storyteller, and his bizarre stories just never stop.