A certain M. Ramone...

[dave from knoxville]

I got it, Dave.  I got your "Black Boy" joke, too.  See?  I may not love you, but I understand you.  Isn't that better, in the end?

Am I allowed to understand you back? I mean, like, you know, platonically?

[Sarah]

No, I think you have to love me platonically in return.  That, for some reason, is the rule.  (Don't ask me why-- I don't make them.)

[dave from knoxville]

I didn't say LOVE you; I know that's verboten.

[Omar]

M. Ramone, 12/26/08.

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[hugman]

Thank you, Omar.

[Matt]

M. Ramone, 12/26/08.

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Glorious.

[spacepope]

Omar, this is why I follow you on Twitter.


_{(and not Mike)}

[Omar]

Omar, this is why I follow you on Twitter.


_{(and not Mike)}

I salute you, son.  I'm getting blitzed.  If the people want Tweets about rye bread, weird Intervention grandmas, and gastrointestinal tumult, so be it.  I predict many de-follows in @APMike's future.

I also highly doubt Mike will ever issue a Tweet that causes Paul F. Tompkins to contact Mr. Rosso from Freaks and Geeks, so I win.

Omar4Life!

[Spoony]

That's a good point. What happens if @APMike's stock takes a tumble, or if he sells his computer for a new rainwater barrel?

There's something to be said for winning the marathon, and not the sprint. Those are the people that History will remember.