Get ready to meet my little friend

[fonpr]

Dead? No. I just hurt my back, I'm not dead.

[tenspeed]

"STELLAAAA, down here."

[B_Buster]

Show me the money order!

[Martin]

"STELLAAAAN!"

[masterofsparks]

You want me to hold the chicken?
Yes ma'am, I would like you to hold it. Between your knees, please.

[dave from knoxville]

"Go right ahead, make my day."

Beautiful

[dave from knoxville]

AYY DREE ANNA

[JonFromMaplewood]

I'll have what Meg Ryan is having.

Oh my god that made me laugh.

...as did "I'll be right back" and "Wendy, I'm sticking my head through this hole" and "That's a big-a shark!"

I will never get over the creativity of the FOT.

[dave from knoxville]

JOHHHHNY'S heeeeeeeeeere

[yesno]

Rhoda, loight of my loif, foyre of my loins.  My hoagie, my cheesesteak.  Rho-da:  the tip of the tongue taking a trip of two steps to tap, at two, on the teeth.  Rho.  Da.  She was Rho, plain Rho, in the morning, packing Tastykakes into my lunch pail.  She was Rhody in her Iggles jersey.  She was Rhodsey at the WaWa.  She was Rhoda Ziegler on the dotted line.  But in my arms she was always Rhoda.

[Wes]

You got a war face? AAAAHHHHH! That's a war face! Now shoot me a jpeg of your war face!

[Lyle Hemmings]

Rhoda, loight of my loif, foyre of my loins.  My hoagie, my cheesesteak.  Rho-da:  the tip of the tongue taking a trip of two steps to tap, at two, on the teeth.  Rho.  Da.  She was Rho, plain Rho, in the morning, packing Tastykakes into my lunch pail.  She was Rhody in her Iggles jersey.  She was Rhodsey at the WaWa.  She was Rhoda Ziegler on the dotted line.  But in my arms she was always Rhoda.

beautiful

[franks.]

The Dude can put up with that.

[yesno]

schuylkillrun, past Conshohocken and Roxborough, from Valley Forge to the University of PA, brings us by a commode-ius sickness of regurgitation to South Philly and Environs.

from Phillyboy's Kake

[Pat K]

These motherfuckin' snakes on this motherfucking' plane have got me SO in the flesh right now!!!