Get ready to meet my little friend

[Kid Pain]

Sheriff Teasle: Are you telling me that 200 of our men against your boy is a no-win situation for us?

Col. Trautman: You send that many, don't forget one thing.

Sheriff Teasle: What?

Col. Trautman: A good supply of body oils.

"It's over, Johnny. It's over!"
"YOU DON'T TELL ME IT'S OVER, I TELL YOU IT'S OVER!"

I can't even keep a job DRIVING CARS!!!

WHERE ARE HIS LEGS? HAVE YOU SEEN HIS LEGS??!

[TacoSmith]

Is it time for tv quotes yet?  I've got plenty of Wire entries. 

"It's just part of my game!"

"Omar is here, friends!" 

"Sheeeeoooot"

*SPOILER ALERT MISQUOTE*



"I want my hair to look good before you shoot me in the head, Michael"



*END SPOILER ALERT MISQUOTE*

[masterofsparks]

Is it time for tv quotes yet?  I've got plenty of Wire entries. 

Is Wallace available? IS WALLACE AVAILABLE?

[<<<<<]

Wally.
Eva.
Wally?
Eva...
WALLY!
EVA!!
WALLY?!?!
EVA!!!!!

[JonFromMaplewood]

Movie Quote:  "Curate, Forrest, Curaaaaate!"

Wire Quote: "I do believe I'll purchase this nailgun."

Wire Quote 2: Omar: "I'll take a pack of American Spirits please."

[JonFromMaplewood]

Movie Quote:  "Curate, Forrest, Curaaaaate!"

I would like to personally apologize to the entire FOT community for this one. It is, in my own opinion, horrible.  It is like the caption of a rejected New Yorker cartoon.

[dave from knoxville]

They're in the TEEEEEEEEE veeeeeeeeeee

[dave from knoxville]

Our boat is too small to appropriately do battle with that enormous shark.

[TacoSmith]

Movie Quote:  "Curate, Forrest, Curaaaaate!"

I would like to personally apologize to the entire FOT community for this one. It is, in my own opinion, horrible.  It is like the caption of a rejected New Yorker cartoon.

Well, you certainly made up for it with the Omar/American Spirits one. That killed me.

[Steve in North Hollywood]

I'm so tired of all these virgin suicides.

AWESOME, Grote!

I mean, most of your additions have been pretty great, but as a fellow UCB fan, this one is the stand-out.  I remember when Josh Hartnet said that while teaching Kirsten Dunst how to drive his muscle car.

and now ...

"Look at me ... LOOK AT ME!!!  (turns camera on self) You see, this is how cuckoo for Cocoa-Puffs Batman has made Gotham!"

[Steve in North Hollywood]

They're in the TEEEEEEEEE veeeeeeeeeee

I love it, Dave!!!

Movie Quote:  "Curate, Forrest, Curaaaaate!"

I would like to personally apologize to the entire FOT community for this one. It is, in my own opinion, horrible.  It is like the caption of a rejected New Yorker cartoon.

And I didn't hate this one, Jon.  If you'd said "Walk, Forrest, waaaalk," or "Hurry, Forrest, hurryyyyy!" that would've been well below your level of excellence.  But "curate" was an interesting choice.

Furthermore ...

"Did you say 'yeah, sure?' or 'quite right, officer Ramathorn?' ... Because it sounded like you said 'yeah, sure."
~ Super Troopers

[buffcoat]

This town needs some Metamucil!

Never kiss another man's kohlrabi.

[dave from knoxville]

Don't say SAVE! Don't say INGS!


*****************************

S: Del!

D: Huh? Unnh.

S: Why did you kiss my ear?

D: Why are you holding my hand?

S: Where's your other hand?

D: In the warm space between the pillows of your buttocks.

[Kid Pain]

You're a bastard from a bucket!

[mcphee from the forum]

It rubs the moisturizer on its skin.