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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #315 on: January 15, 2009, 12:17:11 PM »
The old man grabbed me and said, "Hey, smoke up Petey!"

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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #316 on: January 15, 2009, 12:32:04 PM »
"Murphy... when did you become a Robocop?"

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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #317 on: January 15, 2009, 12:43:57 PM »
Half man, part party-machine, all cop!

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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #318 on: January 15, 2009, 03:41:10 PM »
"No, Mr. Bond! I expect you to BE DEAD!"

"The best thing the devil ever did was making everyone think he wasn't there."

"I get older. They don't"

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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #319 on: January 15, 2009, 03:46:47 PM »
"Murphy... when did you become a Robocop?"

This one is a chuckler.

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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #320 on: January 15, 2009, 06:36:19 PM »
I never drink.....beer.

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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #321 on: January 15, 2009, 06:45:46 PM »
Good one Dave.


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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #322 on: January 15, 2009, 06:47:32 PM »
Select Life. Select a job. Select a career. Select a family. Select a fucking big television.
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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #323 on: January 15, 2009, 06:57:03 PM »
I'll re-turn layt-uh.


"Sarah Conroy?"

Nice night for a walk, eh???

Nice night for walk.  YOUR CLOTHES GIVE ZEM TO ME OR HEAR ZE LAMENTATIONS OF DE WOMEN

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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #324 on: January 15, 2009, 09:04:15 PM »
I'll re-turn layt-uh.


"Sarah Conroy?"

Nice night for a walk, eh???

Nice night for walk.  YOUR CLOTHES GIVE ZEM TO ME OR HEAR ZE LAMENTATIONS OF DE WOMEN

YES!
"I was in the shower and it occurred to me why the Hendersons named their guest "Harry."  That movie has layers!" ~ Jack Doneghy, 30 Rock.

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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #325 on: January 15, 2009, 09:22:28 PM »
"This week was a terrible time to start being straightedge."
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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #326 on: January 15, 2009, 10:30:53 PM »
What are you doin' here? You oughta be out in a convertible bird-doggin' chicks and huntin' possum.
See God, Kai

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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #327 on: January 15, 2009, 10:37:35 PM »
This could be the beginning of a beautiful online correspondence.

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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #328 on: January 15, 2009, 10:52:43 PM »
It's time to kick ass and chew gum, and I'm all out of g....hey, no, wait, where'd this Juicy Fruit come from?

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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #329 on: January 16, 2009, 04:58:21 AM »
The old man grabbed me and said, "Hey, smoke up Petey!"


Hilariously tragic.

From Encino Man ...

"(almost tearfully) He's an Encino man."


From The Passion of the Christ ...

"I'm so tired of all this passion."
"I was in the shower and it occurred to me why the Hendersons named their guest "Harry."  That movie has layers!" ~ Jack Doneghy, 30 Rock.