Author Topic: Get ready to meet my little friend  (Read 177043 times)

Steve in North Hollywood

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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #420 on: March 22, 2009, 04:14:23 AM »
"[...]Here come's my handgun."
If I can say this and mean it once in my life, I'll know I have lived well.

I should hope that you only ever have to say that if you're some sort of law enforcement agent.

My misquote for the day, from Ferris Bueller's Day Off:

Sheen: "There's someone you should talk to."

Jeanie: "If you say my brother's name, you lose a testicle."

Sheen: "Oh, you know Ferris Bueller?"

P.S. Did anyone else see I Love You Man yet?  They had a few "Get Ready"-esque misquotes.
"I was in the shower and it occurred to me why the Hendersons named their guest "Harry."  That movie has layers!" ~ Jack Doneghy, 30 Rock.

JonFromMaplewood

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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #421 on: March 22, 2009, 09:23:03 PM »
"You sent that many, don't forget one thing: A lifetime supply of body bags."
"I'm riding the silence like John Cage up in this piece." -Tom Scharpling

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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #422 on: March 22, 2009, 09:39:58 PM »
"In the morning, I find the scent of napalm pleasing."
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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #423 on: March 22, 2009, 09:53:37 PM »
"There's no fighting in the war room."
Nobody ever lends money to a man with a sense of humor.

Steve in North Hollywood

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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #424 on: March 23, 2009, 02:37:20 PM »
From Marley & Me ...

"That darn cat!"
"I was in the shower and it occurred to me why the Hendersons named their guest "Harry."  That movie has layers!" ~ Jack Doneghy, 30 Rock.

dave from knoxville

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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #425 on: March 25, 2009, 10:10:52 AM »
If you touch my stuff I will be disappointed.

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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #426 on: March 25, 2009, 10:39:52 AM »
I would prefer not to drink Merlot.
I really don't appreciate your sarcastic, anti-comedy tone, Bro!

Hoboken Brian

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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #427 on: March 25, 2009, 11:36:37 AM »
My girlfriend, at a recent party:

"Allow me to introduce you to my little friend"

What're you, showing off?

It's all I have.

"Major Strasser has been shot. Where's Keyser Soze?"

(Photo of shirtless Dick Cavett lounging on a horse goes here)

Steve in North Hollywood

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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #428 on: March 26, 2009, 08:37:43 AM »
I'm just jealous, Brian.  That's all.


From The Dark Knight ...

"I hear you've got one hell of a mobster punch."

"If you've got a problem with the spotlight that I keep on the roof of my station house to signal Batman, you can take that up with maintenance."
"I was in the shower and it occurred to me why the Hendersons named their guest "Harry."  That movie has layers!" ~ Jack Doneghy, 30 Rock.

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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #429 on: March 26, 2009, 12:59:40 PM »
If you touch my stuff I will be disappointed.

Nice one dfk.  :)

Edit: Is it me or does that "smiley" barely have a smile on his face?

dave from knoxville

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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #430 on: March 26, 2009, 05:09:28 PM »
They're in the teeee VEEEEEEEEEEEEEE eeeeeeeeee

Steve in North Hollywood

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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #431 on: March 28, 2009, 05:37:14 AM »
also from Poltergeist.

"Come into the liiiight, children!  Olly Olly Oxen Free!"
"I was in the shower and it occurred to me why the Hendersons named their guest "Harry."  That movie has layers!" ~ Jack Doneghy, 30 Rock.

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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #432 on: April 01, 2009, 12:16:55 AM »
"Tell 'em Large Marge's Sentra." -Pee Wee's Big Playhouse
Before we had Snoop Dogg, we had Moondog

Sam

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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #433 on: April 01, 2009, 11:33:48 PM »
"These are O.R. scrubs."
"Oh, are scrubs they?"

Steve in North Hollywood

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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #434 on: April 02, 2009, 05:27:55 AM »
Very nice, Sam.


"That Scottsman just made my list of things to do today."
"I was in the shower and it occurred to me why the Hendersons named their guest "Harry."  That movie has layers!" ~ Jack Doneghy, 30 Rock.