Get ready to meet my little friend

[JonFromMaplewood]

"The Glenlivet leads are for losers."

[buffcoat]

"The Glenlivet leads are for losers."

This is a winner.

[Chris L]

"Oh human centipede, what are we gonna do with you?"

[B_Buster]

"Dinner for one human centipede."

"Right this way."

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[Chris L]

Also from Human Centipede:

"This is the worst 3-way ever." 

[Big Plastic Head]

"I am tired of all these mother fuckin' human centipedes on this mother fuckin' plane!!"

[Steve in North Hollywood]

I really really really hope I never convince myself to sit through Human Centipede.  Just hearing about it made me want to lose my lunch.

More completely accurate quotes from other movies to follow.

[Steve in North Hollywood]

From A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010)...

Freddy: (looks straight into the camera) Please... Don't ask for your money back.  Please?

[dave from knoxville]

I really really really hope I never convince myself to sit through Human Centipede.  Just hearing about it made me want to lose my lunch.

More completely accurate quotes from other movies to follow.

Surprisingly, the idea didn't hit my gag reflex like it does many people's. I don't really have any interest in seeing it, but it's not any grosser than early Cronenberg, or the mosh pit at a Jay Reatard show (R.I.P.; he's on my mind because I just listened to his interview with Nardwuar.)

[Pidgeon]

Ugh, why did I read the plot for that movie? My first reaction wasn't "oh god, that's gross," but "those poor people."

[Steeley Chris]

Ugh, why did I read the plot for that movie? My first reaction wasn't "oh god, that's gross," but "those poor people."

I concur on both accounts. We can't unread that plot.

[Chris L]

Ugh, why did I read the plot for that movie? My first reaction wasn't "oh god, that's gross," but "those poor people."

I thought, "this would probably work better as a sitcom."

(or musical)

[Christina]

Ugh, why did I read the plot for that movie? My first reaction wasn't "oh god, that's gross," but "those poor people."

I thought, "this would probably work better as a sitcom."

(or musical)

All the songs would be like "Mmmrorf mrarf marf prfamrf/marreorpf muufhfffr murfofr"

[JonFromMaplewood]

Ugh, why did I read the plot for that movie? My first reaction wasn't "oh god, that's gross," but "those poor people."

I thought, "this would probably work better as a sitcom."

(or musical)

I thought "Who's been reading my diary?!"

[dave from knoxville]

Ugh, why did I read the plot for that movie? My first reaction wasn't "oh god, that's gross," but "those poor people."

I assume you are referring to the theater clean-up crew.