Get ready to meet my little friend

[buffcoat]

Twitter has a similar thread going on now called #1stdraftmovielines. The one I came up with on the subway this morning:

"Run in a zigzag pattern, Shel! Run in a zigzag pattern!"

Christina

I swear this will be the only tweet I ever repost here:
"Tell me... what did Miggs say to you?  Ol' 'Cunt Smeller' Miggs in the next cell.  He hissed at you.  What did he say?"

Holy moly!

I think we've officially mined all the "Get Readies" that we can from Silence of The Lambs.

I fudge me.  I fudge me so hard.

[Steve in North Hollywood]

I stand corrected.

[Reeleyes]

When I first met my now mother-in-law Napoleon Dynamite was a popular film to quote and she would have a few glasses of wine while we were playing family poker and "F***ING IDIOTS" and we tried to tell her that the line was actually "Friggin' Idiot" but she to this day won't believe us. Coming from her it really is funnier with the full curse.

[Steve in North Hollywood]

... She single?

[Reeleyes]

No but with enough wine...

[Chris L]

I have to go, Clarice.  This guy's not going to eat himself. 

[Steve of Bloomington]

(Willy Wonka plays Mozart bit on the keyboard)

'Ah, Mozart! You know, he passed on.'

[snogrog]

"Chunk! Do that thing where you shake your stomach!"

[iAmBaronVonTito]

... She single?

oh, steve.  you live in LA, come on.   

[Steve in North Hollywood]

... She single?

oh, steve.  you live in LA, come on.  

But I can fold space ... Speaking of Dune quotes:

"Why would they want the duke's son dead?  To spare him from starring in Showgirls?" ~ Paddishah Emperor Shaddam IV.

And while we're nerding out with sci-fi, here's one from the recent Battlestar Galactica series:

"So say we all... except for the Cylons.  Please leave."

[Chris L]

BOND: "Do you expect me to talk?"
GOLD-FINGER: (edging out of the room) "Do I what?"
BOND: "I said do you expect me to --"
GOLD-FINGER: (quickly leaves and slams door)

[Steve in North Hollywood]

Also from any Bond movie ...

"Martinis, like children, should be shaken, not stirred."

[Steve in North Hollywood]

From G.I. Joe ...

"Now you know, and knowing is fifty percent of the fracas."

[Steve in North Hollywood]

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail ...

"We are the knights who make an annoying sound!"

[DoodleJump!]

In the Monty Python vein:

"Nobody ever says the Spanish Inquisition!"

Then again, that would be from the show, not a movie, so...