Author Topic: Get ready to meet my little friend  (Read 177155 times)

JonFromMaplewood

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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #165 on: January 08, 2009, 12:45:31 PM »
Two asides:

1) I heard a coworker the other day say "Prepare to meet my little friend."

2) I made a book screw-up today: "The Brothers Dostoevsky."  I didn't even hear the mess-up until someone called me on it.
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Steve of Bloomington

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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #166 on: January 08, 2009, 01:43:39 PM »
'Hey American soldier, I'll have sex with you for a long time.'

'Dave...please stop...my mind is going....I can feel it...I can feel it...Good morning Gentlemen.  I am a HAL 9000 computer.  My doctor Chandra taught me this song: BAWITDABA DADANGADONGDIGGYDIGGY!'

Big Plastic Head

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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #167 on: January 08, 2009, 01:45:41 PM »
'Dave...please stop...my mind is going....I can feel it...I can feel it...Good morning Gentlemen.  I am a HAL 9000 computer.  My doctor Chandra taught me this song: BAWITDABA DADANGADONGDIGGYDIGGY!'

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Shaggy 2 Grote

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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #168 on: January 08, 2009, 01:51:09 PM »
All in all, it's just another piece of the wall.
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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #169 on: January 08, 2009, 01:53:12 PM »
Hasta luego, baby.
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Shaggy 2 Grote

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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #170 on: January 08, 2009, 01:53:42 PM »
Frankly, my dear, who gives a shit?
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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #171 on: January 08, 2009, 01:54:30 PM »
'Was it over when the Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor?'


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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #172 on: January 08, 2009, 01:55:31 PM »
I don't know nothin' 'bout no midwifery.
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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #173 on: January 08, 2009, 01:55:55 PM »
As God is my witness, I'll never be tired again!
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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #174 on: January 08, 2009, 01:56:22 PM »
Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in Asia anymore.
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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #175 on: January 08, 2009, 01:56:58 PM »
Pay no attention to that guy behind the thing.
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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #176 on: January 08, 2009, 01:57:35 PM »
That was some dump!
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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #177 on: January 08, 2009, 01:58:19 PM »
The Dude keeps on keepin' on.
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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #178 on: January 08, 2009, 01:58:26 PM »
'Where am I from?  I'm from the United States of America, so kiss my grits!'

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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #179 on: January 08, 2009, 01:58:26 PM »
'Was it over when the Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor?'


"Heck no!"
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