Author Topic: Get ready to meet my little friend  (Read 177037 times)

Pat K

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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #285 on: January 12, 2009, 02:58:47 PM »
Ladies and gentlemen, if I say I'm an oil man, then we'll all be on the same page here.

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There's a whole ocean of oil beneath our feet! But it's pretty hard to get to!
I'm warning you with peace and love.

franks.

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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #286 on: January 12, 2009, 04:09:38 PM »
Fellows, you have just been served.

driz

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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #287 on: January 12, 2009, 08:37:46 PM »
"Wolf person has male sexual organs!"

pizzaparty

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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #288 on: January 12, 2009, 08:58:54 PM »
Death by Radio.

Steve of Bloomington

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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #289 on: January 12, 2009, 10:23:21 PM »
Your milkshake, I drink it, I drink it up.  Might as well go for a soda.

Steve in North Hollywood

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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #290 on: January 13, 2009, 05:37:19 AM »
"Discovered by the Germans in 1604, they named it San Diiiiaaaago ... Which of course we know is German for "Saint Diego's Whale'."
~ Anchor Man
"I was in the shower and it occurred to me why the Hendersons named their guest "Harry."  That movie has layers!" ~ Jack Doneghy, 30 Rock.

Ike

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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #291 on: January 13, 2009, 10:18:10 AM »
"Tell me about your parents, Usul."

Well it's been a long time since I've had my favorite drink

dave from knoxville

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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #292 on: January 13, 2009, 12:32:07 PM »
Your mouth, it's ihMACKulate.

Shaggy 2 Grote

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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #293 on: January 13, 2009, 02:11:28 PM »
My milkshake is better than yours!!
Oh, good heavens. I didn’t realize. I send my condolences out to the rest of the O’Connor family.

Chris L

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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #294 on: January 13, 2009, 02:29:17 PM »
Thirty years from now, when you're sitting around your fireside with your grandson on your knee and he asks you, "What did you do in the great World War II," you won't have to say, "Well... I drink your milkshake."

Zookeeper Joe

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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #295 on: January 13, 2009, 05:04:39 PM »
in tribute to the spirit of Orson Welles:

A fellow will remember a lot of things you wouldn't think he'd remember. You take me. One day, back in 1896, I was crossing over to Jersey on the ferry, and as we pulled out, there was another ferry pulling in, and on it there was a girl waiting to get off. A white dress she had on. She was carrying a white parasol. I only saw her for one second. She didn't see me at all, but I'll bet a month hasn't gone by since that I haven't thought of that girl.  The bitch.
Then they came for stew, and I did nothing.

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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #296 on: January 13, 2009, 08:09:51 PM »
"Tell me about your parents, Usul."



Good one, Ike.
I really don't appreciate your sarcastic, anti-comedy tone, Bro!

Steve in North Hollywood

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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #297 on: January 14, 2009, 02:30:37 AM »
"Tell me about your parents, Usul."



Good one, Ike.

Seconded!  And in keeping with Dune ...

"And that word shall carry death eternal, for suckas who wanna front!"

and from earlier in the movie ...

"You mean, of course, the duke himself, Jared Leto Atreides."


From another movie entirely ...

"There's no tumah in my head, you kindah-gahtenah!"


"I was in the shower and it occurred to me why the Hendersons named their guest "Harry."  That movie has layers!" ~ Jack Doneghy, 30 Rock.

Steve of Bloomington

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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #298 on: January 14, 2009, 08:33:45 AM »
More Arnold:

"Leave my friend alone.  He's dead."

"I like you Sully.  But I'm still going to kill you."

"Why don't you shoot some steam out of the high pressure pipe I just used to impale you?"

dave from knoxville

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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #299 on: January 14, 2009, 10:55:18 AM »
I'll re-turn layt-uh.