POST BURNING SITE

[ole_swerdlow]

has anyone ever had the same first and middle name.  ive never heard of that. someone should do it.

[ole_swerdlow]

yuppies <3 puppies

[ole_swerdlow]

can't see the road anymore, this fog has gotten too prevalent

[fonpr]

You're doing it right. Appreciated.

[ole_swerdlow]

chicken coop fell down, foxes chewed through a loadbeam

[ole_swerdlow]

how the fuck did ancient people notice the stars moving around? all i see up there is gobbeldygook

[ole_swerdlow]

nickelodeon used to make footballs shaped like brains.

[ole_swerdlow]

really tall people don't live as long as the rest of us, but it evens out because they lead more fulfilling lives because of all of their basketball and sexual victories

[ole_swerdlow]

i like when fancy restaurants try to make shitty food elegant.  like they try to sell you a high-end corndog for like 22 dollars.  they usually just put truffle oil on it somewhere. im standin outside the restaurant eatin' a $1.50 footlong with a smiling mouthshape and sack full of $20.50 in pennies

[ole_swerdlow]

i want to crush up some speculoos and make cookie butter, and then make new cookies with the cookie butter, and then crush up the new cookies to make new cookie butter, and use that cookie butter as an ingredient in cookies, and repeat until they're terrible

[ole_swerdlow]

i would skydive.  i haven't but i would. i probably won't but i would.

[ole_swerdlow]

i appreciate anytime a door on an appliance can easily be altered so that it swings open the other direction.  im just all like - fuck yeah.

[ole_swerdlow]

there's something really appealing about unnecessary petty theft. stealing things you can afford and then throwing away a few dollars in the trashcan outside of the store.  evil for evil's sake.

[ole_swerdlow]

not all who wander are lost. not all who are lost wander. some of them just sit down and freeze to death.

[ole_swerdlow]

slice open a can of carrots and pour it into a pan for the commercially-sized oven to stimulate hot. display the carrots out for the lunchtime schoolchildren and then throw them all away at 2PM after the last session. the kids prefer fried potates. repeat every day.